{"id":1361,"date":"2011-12-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/26\/excel-twitter-20111226\/"},"modified":"2011-12-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-26T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111226","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/26\/excel-twitter-20111226\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111226"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001RQ7MG6\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001RQ7MG6\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=B001RQ7MG6&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B001RQ7MG6\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>If you&#8217;re too tired to work today, just open an Excel file, so you look organized, and your boss will be impressed. Or, just spend the day staring at a lava lamp.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Guy next to me is a CNU professor making an Excel spreadsheet of California wines. Professor of alcohol studies? <\/li>\n<li>Everyone stand back, about to rip through some Teradata with PowerPivot. <\/li>\n<li>I have a beautiful excel spreadsheet full of swearwords. Loving film certification. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m multi &#8211; talented tho I can work on Excel spreadsheet &amp; tweet <\/li>\n<li>Using Excel on a Mac is like being a greeter at Forever 21 and saying you &quot;work in fashion&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Just stared mesmerised at a lava lamp for 5 mins whilst being told how to make pivot tables in excel #timewellspent <\/li>\n<li>Two cool things happened today, 1) my boss is impressed with my excel skills and said I was &quot;better than previous interns&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Business Fact no.83: having an excel spreadsheet open on your computer makes you appear +60% organised &amp; +35% more productive. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel has thousands of useless features, but does not have box plot\/whisker charts! #fail <\/li>\n<li>Worked through a spreadsheet this morning, and it&#8217;s awesome. If it&#8217;s wrong to love Excel, I don&#8217;t want to be right. #nerdpower <\/li>\n<li>Even though I&#8217;m Agnostic, I&#8217;d like to thank the Lord God for allowing Mac Excel to work for the first time ever. <\/li>\n<li>Who wants to work for me tomorrow? My job is easy. Sit at a desk. Put numbers in excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>So what you&#8217;re saying is that we&#8217;re about to &#8216;She&#8217;s All That&#8217; this Excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>Going hard core on an Excel spreadsheet full of loan data this afternoon. That probably shouldn&#8217;t be exciting but well, I&#8217;m kind of a nerd. <\/li>\n<li>EXCEL: When you are using pivot tables, if someone is watching, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Box and Whisker Chart\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/09\/29\/airport-security-times-in-excel-box-plot\/\">Box and Whisker Chart<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot from Identical Files\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/PowerPivot-Identical-Excel-Files.html\">PowerPivot from Identical Files<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re too tired to work today, just open an Excel file, so you look organized, and your boss will be impressed. 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