{"id":1367,"date":"2011-12-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/29\/excel-twitter-20111229\/"},"modified":"2011-12-29T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111229","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/29\/excel-twitter-20111229\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111229"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you used Excel to cheat on the Christmas quiz, you&#8217;ll be on Santa&#8217;s naughty list for next year.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image15.png\" width=\"100\" height=\"91\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>slowly but surely i am becoming better at #excel! this is big. the business world needs me <\/li>\n<li>About to blow up my work computer with some huge Excel files. My life is exciting. <\/li>\n<li>Now that I&#8217;ve installed Microsoft #Excel, I can be obsessive-compulsive with 73% more efficiency! <\/li>\n<li>Working on an excel tracking template for hours after dinner and I mistakenly cancel the saving request. All work GONE. FML <\/li>\n<li>Anyone have qualifications in statistics and a deep and unhealthy knowledge of Excel? Need some coursework help on graphs! <\/li>\n<li>I have 2 excel spreadsheets that are always open at work. They are basically my boss buttons. <\/li>\n<li>Seriously hating Excel and trying to figure out how to self-tabulate a worksheet. Yes, it really is as fun as it sounds right now. <\/li>\n<li>Actually one of the best mornings at work. Nothing like a successfully conditionally formatted excel spreadsheet. #NoSarcasm <\/li>\n<li>Why I love crunching numbers and using Excel even when I am no mathematician, I would never know. <\/li>\n<li>1 interruption of Excel has cost me 10-15min of my work process.The application timed out so I decided to tweet. Totally abandoning work. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve spent all day designing a new excel form but have actually produced nothing and am now slightly confused #RightBrainedFail #fml <\/li>\n<li>Someone sent a Xmas quiz in Excel round work. I have no shame in telling you I cracked the password and got the answers. It was more fun <\/li>\n<li>Actually, was just looking 4 a way 2 download the ppl I follow on Twitter to Excel, &amp; that wasn&#8217;t it. Made some nice charts tho <\/li>\n<li>Oh how I&#8217;ve missed my work clockwork computer, 49mins to open an excel file, new record! #DHL <\/li>\n<li>Just created my own BI solution for my home expenses, I love you #excel <\/li>\n<li>I am an absolute spastic when it comes to excel.. this is my 3rd graph for the day -_- <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you used Excel to cheat on the Christmas quiz, you&#8217;ll be on Santa&#8217;s naughty list for next year. slowly but surely i am becoming better at #excel! this is big. the business world needs me About to blow up my work computer with some huge Excel files. My life is exciting. 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