{"id":1369,"date":"2011-12-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/30\/excel-twitter-20111230\/"},"modified":"2011-12-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-30T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20111230","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/30\/excel-twitter-20111230\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20111230"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will you use Excel to set your New Year&#8217;s resolutions? Or maybe you&#8217;re too busy dancing!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/image16.png\" width=\"115\" height=\"114\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am currently watching my boss using excel and she is totalling up cells using a calculator. I am trying not to have an epileptic fit. <\/li>\n<li>racking my brain, trying to remember my corporate-induced pivot table expertise&#8230; #yuck #Excel #reports <\/li>\n<li>Mom was so grateful when I taught her how to use pivot tables and vlookup in excel. Work will be easier for her from now on. =) <\/li>\n<li>Listening to &quot;Evacuate the Dance Floor&quot; while playing on Excel&#8230; Gotta love crazy accountants! <\/li>\n<li>writing a pivot table in sql&#8230; less fun than doing it in excel, which is already not fun at all <\/li>\n<li>Hmm, don&#8217;t know if I can make myself work on this excel workbook for the rest of the day. Every time I open it, my eyelids get heavy. #NFTC <\/li>\n<li>Wake up and first thing I do is reach for my laptop, open an excel spreadsheet and start crunching numbers. Even on holiday! <\/li>\n<li>you couldn&#8217;t rearrange an excel spreadsheet #geekcomeback <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been working on the excel spreadsheet for the past 2 hours&#8230;and its still blank. Too many distractions. <\/li>\n<li>Seriously. Excel for Mac reminds me of the crappy spreadsheet programs you used to get free in the 90&#8217;s. Way more frustrating than should be <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I purposefully write a formula with a circular reference in Excel just to show the machine who&#8217;s boss. <\/li>\n<li>If I see another excel spreadsheet, I&#8217;m going home! <\/li>\n<li>Just stumbled across some code to turn a monitor ON\/OFF via Excel. I feel some pranking coming on. #ExcelPower <\/li>\n<li>I just realized that today is the last work day of the year. Cheers! Here&#8217;s to all the excel sheets matched. Emails sent. Screams received. <\/li>\n<li>these old folk can barely work on Excel&#8230;.im sure they won&#8217;t have a twitter page, LOL!! <\/li>\n<li>Never Pivot Table a year&#8217;s worth of text messages. #fb <\/li>\n<li>How do you set your New Year&#8217;s Resolutions? A simple list on the fridge, a Pinterest board, an advanced Gantt chart in Excel? #NYE <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will you use Excel to set your New Year&#8217;s resolutions? Or maybe you&#8217;re too busy dancing! I am currently watching my boss using excel and she is totalling up cells using a calculator. I am trying not to have an epileptic fit. racking my brain, trying to remember my corporate-induced pivot table expertise&#8230; #yuck #Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/30\/excel-twitter-20111230\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20111230&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}