{"id":1378,"date":"2012-01-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/05\/excel-twitter-20120105\/"},"modified":"2012-01-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120105","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/05\/excel-twitter-20120105\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120105"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s challenging to help Mom and Dad with their Excel problems, and frantically moving the mouse doesn&#8217;t make them disappear! Maybe a good night&#8217;s sleep would help. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image2.png\" width=\"129\" height=\"130\" \/> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Moving the mouse frantically does not help your excel spreadsheet open quicker. #whatilearnedtoday <\/li>\n<li>non-printer friendly excel spreadsheets make me want to flip tables. Or something. I lose hrs of work reformatting! \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>A whole afternoon on an Excel spreadsheet. The most rock and roll day i&#8217;ve had for a while <\/li>\n<li>45 mins to solve a problem on my ridiculous spreadsheet. Cause: $1.43 off on one line. Must not rage quit Excel&#8230; #nerdherder <\/li>\n<li>Sorry for the rant before. I was trying to solve a printing problem in Excel. Uninstalled a Microsoft patch &amp; now it works. <\/li>\n<li>Received a fax of an excel spreadsheet that was originally sent by e-mail &amp; completed by hand by the sender. Yes I said it was handwritten. <\/li>\n<li>Katie is making me an excel spreadsheet with all the French wine regions, their producers and the grapes they produce. <\/li>\n<li>If anybody cares, this spreadsheet is about to make me go postal! Making staying up all might wasn&#8217;t such a great idea! #oldmanproblems <\/li>\n<li>in a bid to find a week we are all free for ibiza, we have resorted to making an EXCEL CHART. so brilliant. so us. <\/li>\n<li>You decided to change the structure of the spreadsheet (for no reason\/benefit) &amp; now linked sheets don&#8217;t work&#8230;&amp; you _think_ you broke it? <\/li>\n<li>Aghhhh!! Statistics :'( How the hellll does Microsoft Excel work :\/ I&#8217;ve forgotten everything&#8230; I was a pro! #LifesHard <\/li>\n<li>Love that dinner with one of my dear friends ended with making fancy #excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>Boy, I sure do love how Excel isn&#8217;t printing the titles and labels on all of my graphs. <\/li>\n<li>The bulk of today has been spent wrestling with Excel. I really do know how to create a chart, or I did before we upgraded to Office &#8217;07. <\/li>\n<li>My mom just tried to trick me into teaching her how to use Excel so I could do her work as she &quot;learned.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Annoyed that dad had to wake me up at the mid of night just to align left the contents of the spreadsheet he&#8217;s doing in Excel. Kill me now! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weekly Meal Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-weekly-meal-planner.html\">Excel Weekly Meal Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s challenging to help Mom and Dad with their Excel problems, and frantically moving the mouse doesn&#8217;t make them disappear! Maybe a good night&#8217;s sleep would help. Moving the mouse frantically does not help your excel spreadsheet open quicker. #whatilearnedtoday non-printer friendly excel spreadsheets make me want to flip tables. Or something. 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