{"id":138,"date":"2009-07-17T21:54:38","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T01:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=138"},"modified":"2009-09-07T21:55:15","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T01:55:15","slug":"excel-twitters-20090717","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/07\/17\/excel-twitters-20090717\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20090717"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Excel will soon be in the clouds, where we&#8217;ll spend our days, floating and calculating. Well, that\u2019s the way I picture it.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, back on earth, Nascar, webmaster interns and the IMF are struggling along with older versions of Excel. And now, faster than you can spell Concatenate or hide a worksheet, here\u2019s this week\u2019s list of Excel themed tweets.<\/p>\n<h3>Charts Rock<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Heh. Really pleased thst MS have read their Tufte. Excel sparklines rock.<\/li>\n<li>Ugh, do NOT want to make charts in Excel. I&#8217;m a webmaster intern, not an administrative assistant. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>Once again conquered making a waterfall chart in Excel! Now I can go home.<\/li>\n<li>excel is the WORST. the minute you find something that will make my charts look dope, PLEASE let me know.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Impressive Functions<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Just used the &#8216;CONCATENATE&#8217; function in Excel. It would have been just as quick to type the text I wanted to &#8216;CONCATENATE&#8217;!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m 17,500 days old today! How about you? MS Excel: enter birthdate in one cell, @today() in another, subtract!<\/li>\n<li>I just owned an excel spreadsheet with an If function nested in a Vlookup. I impress myself.<\/li>\n<li>Oh my gosh!! I managed to key in the LINEST function for Excel correctly! Yaaaaaaay!!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Nerds Unite<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>so excited, JL just sent me this link <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/\">http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/<\/a> &#8211; amazing! Excel Nerds Unite \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>Golf is to Sports what Microsoft Excel is to Video Games.<\/li>\n<li>cleaning my dad&#8217;s office. We just found some really really old version of MS Excel in 9 parts on 9 floppy disks, omg<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Have Some Nutella<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I love the feel of an Exel Pivot Table adding up to my original numbers. A sense of accomplishment surpassed only by eating Nutella.<\/li>\n<li>I hate how you can&#8217;t create multiple pivot charts from a single pivot table in #excel. Annoying.<\/li>\n<li>OK Excel gods I learned my lesson. Never use Pivot Charts. Please don&#8217;t corrupt and erase my junk again.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Very Scary!<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Sorry mac peeps, but Nascar runs on windows and excel. Every team has multiple spreadsheets open.<\/li>\n<li>Found out that the IMF does most of its calculations using Microsoft Excel. Very scary!<\/li>\n<li>bloke at work is drawing up children name options on an excel spreadsheet to define the favorites. Poor child has no chance. This is my day.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Contaminate the Planet<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Had to relearn all the basics of vb and vba again. I did however have those &#8220;hell yea! It&#8217;s working&#8221;-moments again. Happy times&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I make EVERY endeavor not to contaminate the planet with more VBA than it already has!!!<\/li>\n<li>Using Excel VBA to generate my reports from data I acquire from the Providence Journal <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/136Phr\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/136Phr<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Oh, I am so so happy to be coding in VBA again. Feel like printing &#8216;My name is x&#8217; in different colours all over screen with goto 10 loop.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>For the Love of Pete<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Today&#8217;s anguish will mostly be sponsored by: Microsoft Excel<\/li>\n<li>Now I hate Microsoft Excel and the fact that it lets people hide worksheets. Why the hell would they do that?<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re going to use Excel to write reports, for the love of Pete PLEASE note your data source to help the next poor sucker (me).<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft releasing free version online for Word &amp; Excel in 2010? bah..i need it now \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>Employees: please don&#8217;t store your passwords in an excel spreadsheet on your desktop labeled &#8220;passwords&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_______________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel will soon be in the clouds, where we&#8217;ll spend our days, floating and calculating. Well, that\u2019s the way I picture it. Meanwhile, back on earth, Nascar, webmaster interns and the IMF are struggling along with older versions of Excel. And now, faster than you can spell Concatenate or hide a worksheet, here\u2019s this week\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/07\/17\/excel-twitters-20090717\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20090717&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}