{"id":1380,"date":"2012-01-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/06\/excel-twitter-20120116\/"},"modified":"2012-01-06T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-06T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/06\/excel-twitter-20120116\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120116"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you smarter than Excel? How is PowerPivot like baseball? What&#8217;s with the colours? So many questions, and so little time. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image3.png\" width=\"123\" height=\"123\" \/> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am swiftly falling back out of love with Excel. Not so swiftly, actually; it&#8217;s been most of the afternoon. <\/li>\n<li>If u like #PowerPivot, u should watch the movie &quot;Moneyball.&quot; The parallels will be obvious. Worth watching even if u have read the book. <\/li>\n<li>Look what grad school has done to me&#8230;I&#8217;m up @ 5:30am makin an Excel spreadsheet of how I&#8217;ma spend\/budget my refund check. smh <\/li>\n<li>Thinking of making an Excel spread sheet to manage and keep a tab on all the reasons that i have already used for getting off work early. <\/li>\n<li>When working in Microsoft Excel, if there are empty sheets in ur workbook, DELETE them please before sending the file out. Clean up ur work <\/li>\n<li>Booya&#8230;just call me the V-Lookup and pivot table master!! <\/li>\n<li>i make excel charts for fun. #confession <\/li>\n<li>This morning, my hairstylist&#8217;s second part of conversation with me was &quot;So I&#8217;m having this problem in Excel&#8230;&quot; #foreverITguy <\/li>\n<li>Teachers are stupid stupid people. How hard is it to sort a list in excel? It even warns when you&#8217;re being a tool. Grrr <\/li>\n<li>Geez. I am smarter than the stupid damn excel. Doesn&#8217;t matter every single person in the world doesn&#8217;t agree with me. <\/li>\n<li>I seriously get excited about magical formulas and pretty charts in MS Excel. Never thought I&#8217;d turn into such a data geek. <\/li>\n<li>If you guys could see my fiction-writing spreadsheet outline right now, you would be all like &quot;What&#8217;s with the colours? What are you, six?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. Spreadsheets are so much fun for a person who is an organizer at heart. sort, sort, sort. \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Just spent an hour trying to do five minutes of work in Excel. #notmycuppatea <\/li>\n<li>There is genius in everyone, but if you judge a tiger by its ability to use Excel, it would spend its whole life feeling stupid <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you smarter than Excel? How is PowerPivot like baseball? What&#8217;s with the colours? So many questions, and so little time. I am swiftly falling back out of love with Excel. Not so swiftly, actually; it&#8217;s been most of the afternoon. If u like #PowerPivot, u should watch the movie &quot;Moneyball.&quot; The parallels will be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/06\/excel-twitter-20120116\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120116&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}