{"id":1382,"date":"2012-01-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/07\/excel-twitter-20120107\/"},"modified":"2012-01-07T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-07T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/07\/excel-twitter-20120107\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120107"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy weekend! How did you spend your Friday night? Were you building pivot tables, or making shopping plans with a stone cold appliance hunter? Maybe it&#8217;s time to run away and join the circus. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image4.png\" width=\"103\" height=\"104\" \/>&#160; <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Words cannot express what feels like to create a beautiful excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Sigh&#8230; Looks like my analyst locked the VBA code of an important excel sheet. There&#8217;s an error with it and he&#8217;s not here, as usual. <\/li>\n<li>Hey, Twitter gang. Is there a formula in Excel that will do all of my work for me? &#8216;=FeelingLazy()&#8217; &#8216;=OhGodKillMe()&#8217; &#8216;=*Sobs*()&#8217; don&#8217;t work <\/li>\n<li>Just finished building another spreadsheet-asaurus rex. If I see another #Excel doc today I&#8217;m going to pass out. <\/li>\n<li>So right now I have maxed out my poor work laptop&#8230;it&#8217;s taking Excel 10+ mins to do my calculations&#8230;hence why I&#8217;m on Twitter \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I couldn&#8217;t be happier doing my expenses&#8230;no honestly *bursts into tears over excel spreadsheet* Where has my happiness gone? <\/li>\n<li>A love letter to Microsoft. Excel is awesome. Well done. Thanks. <\/li>\n<li>Putting my Spring semester schedule, including workout times, work &amp; tea w\/ Grandma, onto an excel spreadsheet. #Organized&#8230; who, me? haha. <\/li>\n<li>7PM on a Friday night in #NYC and what&#8217;s got me excited? The cash flow pivot table I just built in Excel. (I really am going out later.) #fb <\/li>\n<li>So many challenges. I may need to draw up another chart on excel to keep track. It&#8217;s always good when you need to make excel charts. <\/li>\n<li>I swear I need to marry a CPA or a banker! Just finished my 12 month cash flow projection excel worksheet&#8230;. Now I need a stiff drink! <\/li>\n<li>Loving working from home. My home computer appears to run Excel macros about 20x faster than my one at work. #fb <\/li>\n<li>you know class sucks when you try finding out how big you can make an Excel Spreadsheet #Bored <\/li>\n<li>Do any of you actually use Excel or other spreadsheet software in your TEACHING profession? Need to know if it&#8217;s worth a teacher training. <\/li>\n<li>Gotta love YouTube. It&#8217;s great for helping you learn stuff like photography stuff and how to do pivot tables in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Curse u microsoft excel!!! I&#8217;m stuck at work because of u n ur stupid memory!!!! &gt;_&lt; <\/li>\n<li>I married a stone cold appliance hunting killer. She came in with plates, a glass, and a full spreadsheet of features &amp; prices. <\/li>\n<li>I have to do some data analysis on n Excel Spreadsheet this weekend. I&#8217;m going to run away to join the circus instead. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy weekend! How did you spend your Friday night? Were you building pivot tables, or making shopping plans with a stone cold appliance hunter? Maybe it&#8217;s time to run away and join the circus. &#160; Words cannot express what feels like to create a beautiful excel spreadsheet. Sigh&#8230; Looks like my analyst locked the VBA &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/07\/excel-twitter-20120107\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120107&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}