{"id":1384,"date":"2012-01-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/09\/excel-twitter-20120109\/"},"modified":"2012-01-09T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-09T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/09\/excel-twitter-20120109\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120109"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Excel is always fun, even if you didn&#8217;t learn how to use it in high school. Imagine the excitement of an exploded donut in biology lab! <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image5.png\" width=\"118\" height=\"94\" \/> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Work. If you&#8217;re not jamming your entire computer by doing something wonky on Excel, #youredoingitwrong. <\/li>\n<li>Making seating charts and organizing gift suites as award season has arrived. Excel spreadsheets, I own you. #ilovemyjob #PRislife <\/li>\n<li>Why weren&#8217;t taught excel when we were in highschool??!! Life could have been so much eaisier with freaking formula and pivot!! #justsaying <\/li>\n<li>Would you mind telling me where to apply? I have a reasonable grasp of Excel, large quantities of patience, and love travel. <\/li>\n<li>Any excel spreadsheet from the client with a category named &quot;Sixth Dimension&quot; is a good sign. <\/li>\n<li>I just make sure I have a really colorful and detailed looking spreadsheet up in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft Word; I want you, I need you, but there ain&#8217;t no way I&#8217;m ever gonna love you. I will always have more fun with Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Even my beloved Find and Replace can not save me from the crushing boredom of converting cricket fixtures spreadsheet into text. Save me! <\/li>\n<li>If I chose pen and paper over an impromptu Excel spreadsheet &#8211; am I betraying my profession? <\/li>\n<li>This anomalous 4 day work week has got me exhausted. Wonder if I convince my boss that minesweeper is an excel spreadsheet today. <\/li>\n<li>used all my excel knowledge to build a nasty spreadsheet&#8230; For my fantasy basketball team. So proud and didn&#8217;t know where to brag. Hey! <\/li>\n<li>Since my Excel isn&#8217;t being very nice today, the most I&#8217;ve accomplished is finishing my Playoffs bracket for the work pool. #NFTC <\/li>\n<li>Of course Excel quit before I could save my document. Of course it can&#8217;t recover it. Of course I&#8217;d love to redo the entire thing#needdrink <\/li>\n<li>Using the chart in excel called, &quot;exploded donut.&quot; Duck! <\/li>\n<li>Humans should be required to ace a course in Excel before they&#8217;re allowed to work with me. I know its just a spreadsheet but I hate you now. <\/li>\n<li>Skill of the day- building a pivot table on excel! High fives! <\/li>\n<li>I made a microsoft excel spreadsheet of the things I want for my birthday.. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Excel is always fun, even if you didn&#8217;t learn how to use it in high school. Imagine the excitement of an exploded donut in biology lab! Work. If you&#8217;re not jamming your entire computer by doing something wonky on Excel, #youredoingitwrong. 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