{"id":1387,"date":"2012-01-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/11\/excel-twitter-20120111\/"},"modified":"2012-01-11T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120111","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/11\/excel-twitter-20120111\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120111"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t worry about thermodynamics, just focus on making a beautiful pivot table. It&#8217;s a life changing experience! Then you can reward yourself with a trip to a theme park. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image6.png\" width=\"128\" height=\"135\" \/> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh well hello giant cumbersome excel sheet. Yes, I would love to spend the rest of the day working on you. <\/li>\n<li>Really bummed that I seem to have permanently lost a spreadsheet I&#8217;ve been keeping for years. Can&#8217;t find it on backups, the cloud, anywhere. <\/li>\n<li>I love Microsoft Excel&#8230; made a right good spreadsheet with Florida theme park ticket comparisons on&#8230;. :L <\/li>\n<li>Never go to school for engineering if you hate Microsoft Excel. I&#8217;ve been workin on this 1100 page spreadsheet for over a month *__* <\/li>\n<li>at my day job I use a notepad to document my calls I&#8217;m the only person under the age of 40 who doesn&#8217;t use the excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Sorry for getting antsy. I&#8217;ve just really been nerding out over the Sandlot review. Like, &quot;Excel spreadsheet&quot; nerding out. <\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re trying to formulate a spreadsheet and Excel isn&#8217;t having any of it. Obviously I&#8217;m too intelligent for it! <\/li>\n<li>Sat in my hotel looking at the most complex Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve seen. I&#8217;m told I should be in the bar watching Arsenal vs Leeds <\/li>\n<li>Creating your first Pivot Table in Excel is a life changing experience. <\/li>\n<li>i give up with thermodynamics, not even excel can work it out for me <\/li>\n<li>Damn. I closed Excel without realizing there was an open spreadsheet I should have saved first. Something&#8217;s wrong with me today. <\/li>\n<li>Spending the night with a cup of tea and Microsoft Excel. Hey there pivot table. Is that a nested function or are you just happy to see me? <\/li>\n<li>Once again, please do not use the hashtag #Excel for philosophical phrases, is only for the Microsoft Spreadsheet. Find anotherone. Thanks. <\/li>\n<li>Why I have no life: I am up at two in the morning creating an excel spreadsheet to keep track of my hours from work&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a broken man, but I have finally finished a pivot table of extraordinary beauty and usefulness! It&#8217;s got conditional formatting and all! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t worry about thermodynamics, just focus on making a beautiful pivot table. It&#8217;s a life changing experience! Then you can reward yourself with a trip to a theme park. Oh well hello giant cumbersome excel sheet. Yes, I would love to spend the rest of the day working on you. Really bummed that I seem &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/11\/excel-twitter-20120111\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120111&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}