{"id":1389,"date":"2012-01-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/12\/excel-twitter-20120112\/"},"modified":"2012-01-12T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120112","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/12\/excel-twitter-20120112\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120112"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Swords, pirates, and rattlesnakes \u2013 Excel is even more dangerous than usual today. Try to keep the shrieking and swearing to a minimum. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image7.png\" width=\"111\" height=\"190\" \/>&#160; <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s a shame all you people learning to code won&#8217;t have the pleasure of doing so with VB5 and Excel Macros like I did. <\/li>\n<li>Exercising my brain with MySQL &#8216;pivot table&#8217; queries, that should trim some of the Xmas fat&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m seeing pivot tables and IFERROR statements when I close my eyes. I&#8217;m fully prepared to dream in Excel language tonight <\/li>\n<li>This man at work(aka my boss) asked me to do an excel doc. for him. Little does he know, I got a bad grade on one in class. #sorryimnotsorry <\/li>\n<li>I know that excel charts are the thing but there is a certain satisfaction in coloring it in with a marker. <\/li>\n<li>After two days of head-scratching, typing, Excel re-designing &amp; hard work, I&#8217;ve finally got my sales records to tally up! Hurray for that! <\/li>\n<li>Wrenched myself away from Skyrim to do some boring office work. Meh! Using keyboard and mouse to do work in Excel is lame. #GimmeASword <\/li>\n<li>My head hurts more from helping w\/ 6th grade math than it does after building an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Oh how I love Excel! 400 entries in and Oops, it&#8217;s stopped working. Oh how we chortled! <\/li>\n<li>*shrieks loudly* Spreadsheet?!?! That word suffocates me like a rattlesnake claiming its prey. #theyscareme #todeath <\/li>\n<li>Ahhhh! Nothing says welcome back to work like Excel crashing on you on a standard copypaste action. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Principal goal for semester is to avoid lunch conversations involving MS Excel, Access. Unless they are code words for something awesome. <\/li>\n<li>Talk about Irony and Hypocrisy&#8230;I&#8217;m using my pirated version of Microsoft Excel to make graphs for my Data Management ISU on Piracy. <\/li>\n<li>thank you dad for teaching me how to work excel. <\/li>\n<li>I AM SWASHBUCKLING THESE EXCEL GRAPHS. <\/li>\n<li>Today I am mostly be swearing at Excel and making pivot tables. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Swords, pirates, and rattlesnakes \u2013 Excel is even more dangerous than usual today. Try to keep the shrieking and swearing to a minimum. &#160; It&#8217;s a shame all you people learning to code won&#8217;t have the pleasure of doing so with VB5 and Excel Macros like I did. Exercising my brain with MySQL &#8216;pivot table&#8217; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/12\/excel-twitter-20120112\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120112&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}