{"id":1393,"date":"2012-01-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-14T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/14\/excel-twitter-20120114\/"},"modified":"2012-01-14T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-14T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120114","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/14\/excel-twitter-20120114\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120114"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Using Excel shortcuts shows that you&#8217;re &quot;excelling&quot;, not lazy. Maybe your colleagues have been affected by paint fumes, or those glaring yellow worksheets. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image9.png\" width=\"116\" height=\"116\" \/> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This is an Excel Class, you should have created a worksheet for you class roster! #idiot <\/li>\n<li>*bang bang bang* that noise? Oh it&#8217;s just me, smashing the laptop against the desk &#8211; doesn&#8217;t everyone just LOVE excel?? <\/li>\n<li>thank you YouTube for teaching me how to create a chart in Excel. now I can stop freaking out about this presentation. <\/li>\n<li>A single Excel worksheet is limited to 65,536 rows and 256 columns. &quot;Will this be on our exams?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I always try to find shortcuts to finish work quickly and my colleagues think i am lazy. Damn idiots! this applies to excel functions also. <\/li>\n<li>Working on an Excel spreadsheet formula and mentally reverted to if-then-else BASIC programming. Yikes. #the80scalledandwanttheircodeback <\/li>\n<li>WHY did I chose to do Bioethics? I&#8217;m basically staring at an excel spreadsheet of runes. WHAT IS THIS? <\/li>\n<li>Prepare to feel the wrath of a woman whose spreadsheet was tampered with by an excel illiterate person&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Following on from last week&#8217;s antics, I have now made the second best #Excel spreadsheet ever. <\/li>\n<li>That was the spreadsheet from hell. Not properly totalled, figures missing, didn&#8217;t cross add. Would have been better if they didn&#8217;t bother. <\/li>\n<li>When people ask me what I&#8217;m doing at work I say &quot;I&#8217;m excelling&quot; so they think I&#8217;m doing well but really I&#8217;m just in Microsoft Excel all day <\/li>\n<li>If you highlight info with glaring yellow instead of soft mint green on Excel dont bother ever talking to me again at work or in life <\/li>\n<li>Lacking in the exciting life department when you&#8217;re most excited to have your excel spreadsheet fill out itself. <\/li>\n<li>Ok, who wants to finish an Excel spreadsheet for me? I&#8217;ve done 24 of them this week already <\/li>\n<li>Yay. The paint fumes are back. I love paint fumes. They make the numbers in my Excel spreadsheet dance. *weeeeeeee* <\/li>\n<li>well there&#8217;s an excel spreadsheet about to happen <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Keyboard Shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\">Excel Keyboard Shortcuts<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Using Excel shortcuts shows that you&#8217;re &quot;excelling&quot;, not lazy. Maybe your colleagues have been affected by paint fumes, or those glaring yellow worksheets. This is an Excel Class, you should have created a worksheet for you class roster! #idiot *bang bang bang* that noise? Oh it&#8217;s just me, smashing the laptop against the desk &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/14\/excel-twitter-20120114\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120114&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}