{"id":1396,"date":"2012-01-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/17\/excel-twitter-20120117\/"},"modified":"2012-01-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/17\/excel-twitter-20120117\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120117"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000ATQYTC\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000ATQYTC\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=B000ATQYTC&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000ATQYTC\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>Does it really matter if the Excel chart is green or purple? Maybe it matters to a dinosaur \u2013 and Kermit the Frog would definitely prefer green.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Some people at work were taught how to use Excel &amp; a photocopier. They&#8217;ve been workin here 4yrs. Wonder if they have any other dreams? <\/li>\n<li>Step 1 highlight and copy 6 graphs in excel, step 2 paste them in PowerPoint. Step 3, kill a half hour while my computer thinks&quot; about it <\/li>\n<li>Just spent way too long creating a graph in excel. The &quot;help&quot; was not any. <\/li>\n<li>How is it possible that an excel spreadsheet template can incite such rage in a person? That&#8217;s it &#8211; I need a nap. <\/li>\n<li>if it makes you feel better, all my addresses are on an excel spreadsheet on my laptop. it&#8217;s like i&#8217;m a dinosaur. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to need that expressed in a pivot table, mmkay? <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet open. Staring at numbers. How do I calculate my Q4 taxes again? #badatmath <\/li>\n<li>Someone right now is checking my work on an Excel spreadsheet with a CALCULATOR. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m making a new chart in Excel. My boss said he wanted green. I heard purple. <\/li>\n<li>Switching back to making charts in Excel after Tableau is like being fed spam after eating filet mignon <\/li>\n<li>The guy teaching my excel class sounds like Kermit the frog. I&#8217;m gonna let him know that I loved his work in &quot;Muppets Treasure Island&quot; <\/li>\n<li>One more time folks: colouring in your excel spreadsheet does not make it a database. Though I admit the pastel shades are appealing. <\/li>\n<li>Neighbor at work enters office like she&#8217;s entering disneyland.With a big smile n rubbing her hands thinking of excel sheets n ppts. #bizarre <\/li>\n<li>Made a crossword puzzle in excel cuz I was bored in class. It&#8217;s the first day, more puzzles to come. #FML <\/li>\n<li>I just spent 2 hours holed up in my #cubicle working on an Excel spreadsheet that my Mgr still won&#8217;t like even though I copied his example. <\/li>\n<li>you don&#8217;t strike me as an excel girl. i bet these charts were entertaining <\/li>\n<li>I make charts &amp; graphs in Excel all day long, and I still have to spend 3 minutes figuring out how to add a title each time. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does it really matter if the Excel chart is green or purple? Maybe it matters to a dinosaur \u2013 and Kermit the Frog would definitely prefer green. Some people at work were taught how to use Excel &amp; a photocopier. They&#8217;ve been workin here 4yrs. Wonder if they have any other dreams? 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