{"id":140,"date":"2009-07-24T21:56:36","date_gmt":"2009-07-25T01:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=140"},"modified":"2009-09-07T21:57:07","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T01:57:07","slug":"excel-twitters-20090724","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/07\/24\/excel-twitters-20090724\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20090724"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What did we learn in Twitter this week? Excel can improve your health, or make you feel like a time-poor hack. Good thing a sense of humour will help you get through the week, even if your 17-year-old self wouldn\u2019t recognize you. And no, that tired and cranky tweeter wasn\u2019t me!<\/p>\n<p>Now remember, don\u2019t let your kung-fu get rusty, and keep pimping that Excel shiz.<\/p>\n<h3>Health Benefits<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>dude, my hand muscles are going to be so RIPPED from all of this excel work. HUGE.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m surprised $MS hasn&#8217;t tried marketing excel as a hangover remedy based on their past fails.<\/li>\n<li>fighting off the urge to fall right asleep &#8211; who knew excel formulae had such a lulling effect? This could the cure to insonmnia!<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel &#8230; keeping those of us with OCD happy for more than 20 years.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Stupid Questions<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Why does rotating text in Excel make it look like it was produced by the unabomber&#8217;s typewriter?<\/li>\n<li>I am tired and cranky and working on an excel spreadsheet. I wouldn&#8217;t ask me any stupid questions right now.<\/li>\n<li>When am I going to learn to format my excel sheets after I am done instead of 20 billion times during?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Screwing Things Up<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>OH.. was that *me* who pasted tattoo artist Stephen Huie&#8217;s URL into my boss&#8217; excel spreadsheet and then EMAILED it to him? yes, yes it was.<\/li>\n<li>Screwing things up in Excel.. I thought I was an Excel genius.. So difficult to admit i&#8217;m not&#8230; Still need to work it out tho&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Over-complex accounting spreadsheet baffles time-poor hack who previously thought he knew a bit about Excel&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I am resigning my membership to the &#8220;MS Excel Experts Alliance&#8221; since I couldn&#8217;t sort a sheet correctly last night. lol 1 screw up &amp; ur out.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>An Acquired Taste<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>No consolation I know, but I made a rather splendid buffet\/MS Excel pie-chart joke today in a meeting. No-one laughed.<\/li>\n<li>Today wrote the line &#8220;Sexit Sub&#8221; when coding VBA&#8230; and laughed. I need to get out more.<\/li>\n<li>Excel: did you hear the one about the sum that broke the rules? It was put in a cell!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>No Limit<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>There is no limit to the ways the human imagination can misuse an Excel spreadsheet. I mean, it&#8217;s a frickin&#8217; art form.<\/li>\n<li>before ms excel &#8211; guest post by Carolyn Fraser <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/QBcdM\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/QBcdM<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Great download-able (Excel) list of 415 Museums on Twitter prepared by @MuseumMarketing <a href=\"http:\/\/ow.ly\/hRJc\">http:\/\/ow.ly\/hRJc<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How much are your memories worth?&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/BKToD\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/BKToD<\/a> theres even an Excel spreadsheet!?!?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>VBA Skills<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>good grief, my excel kung-fu is rusty as hell. remember when i could do VBA? yeah, me neither, apparently.<\/li>\n<li>I just entered the Code For Excel and Outlook blog contest #cfeao <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/mlr7mm\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/mlr7mm<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Nesting IF&#8217;s and VBA I do not how I got here! tip dont volunteer to streamline an excel spreadsheet, at work!, I am in cell A5998-help!!<\/li>\n<li>Just finished my interview. The guy said basically that I may be too business analytical for the needs of his vba reporting. What?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Office Politics<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>What&#8217;s the best way to tell your colleague that Microsoft Excel meant it to be pronounced &#8220;pih-vut&#8221; and not &#8220;pie-vatt&#8221; table?<\/li>\n<li>What you don&#8217;t want to hear in part of a conversation about a broken excel spreadsheet, is your name mentioned as a person who could help\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Late night PPT creations and Excel formulations&#8230;my 17 year old self would not even know me. Hello Corporate Canada.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Just Me?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I love the smell of excel in the morning.<\/li>\n<li>In Excel, does everyone else immediately start singing Run DMC as soon as you hit the &#8220;wrap text&#8221; radio button? Just me?<\/li>\n<li>had a great week pimping that excel shiz<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What did we learn in Twitter this week? Excel can improve your health, or make you feel like a time-poor hack. Good thing a sense of humour will help you get through the week, even if your 17-year-old self wouldn\u2019t recognize you. And no, that tired and cranky tweeter wasn\u2019t me! Now remember, don\u2019t let &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/07\/24\/excel-twitters-20090724\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20090724&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":141,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions\/141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}