{"id":1400,"date":"2012-01-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/19\/excel-twitter-20120119\/"},"modified":"2012-01-19T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120119","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/19\/excel-twitter-20120119\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120119"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image12.png\" width=\"103\" height=\"101\" \/>Are you a chronic Save button pusher? That&#8217;s a good thing \u2013 you never know when a lynx might attack your Excel file.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Know it was a bad day when your spreadsheet follows you home. <\/li>\n<li>When they taught us how to use Excel in high school, I never imagined I&#8217;d spend so much time with it one day. Pivot Tables are insane. <\/li>\n<li>Apparently, when the boss showed me catalogues &amp; said &quot;I want a catalogue just like this&quot;, what he meant was &quot;I want an excel spreadsheet&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Why has it taken me so long to discover the power of excel-based pivot tables? <\/li>\n<li>When I&#8217;m at work talking about the links between excel files I like to pretend I&#8217;m discussing large cats. #lynx <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve spent considerable time over the last two days running German Air Force scenarios for the Battle of Britain in an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>My mom made me a customized color-coded schedule on Excel with a Fox Racing theme. It&#8217;s dorky, but awesome. Thanks, mom. I love you. <\/li>\n<li>I know it&#8217;s probably good for browser software, but after years working on Excel I&#8217;ve gotta say &#8211; Google Docs Spreadsheet is horrible. <\/li>\n<li>For my IT Quals, they asked me if i&#8217;d made an Excel Spreadsheet. I showed them the finance chart I made. Apparently it was complicated. <\/li>\n<li>All it takes is losing half a spreadsheet once to become a chronic save button presser. <\/li>\n<li>Just got crazy excited when an excel pivot table did what I wanted it to do &#8211; sometimes my geekyness knows no bounds! <\/li>\n<li>mode function in excel doesn&#8217;t work correctly, try these two data sets 2,3,2,3,2,3 and 3,2,3,2,3,2 #maths #statistics #excel #math #mathchat <\/li>\n<li>My excel sheet reads &quot;bed \/ cappirraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa&quot; &#8230; that&#8217;s what happen when you pass out at work <\/li>\n<li>Just tidied my desk at work, found enough crap to have a jumble sale. Any one want Office Excel 5.0 (boxed)? <\/li>\n<li>I am one with this excel spreadsheet. My third eye is open and my chakras are aligned. Right!! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you a chronic Save button pusher? That&#8217;s a good thing \u2013 you never know when a lynx might attack your Excel file. Know it was a bad day when your spreadsheet follows you home. When they taught us how to use Excel in high school, I never imagined I&#8217;d spend so much time with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/19\/excel-twitter-20120119\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120119&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}