{"id":1403,"date":"2012-01-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/23\/excel-twitter-20120123\/"},"modified":"2012-01-22T19:40:22","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T00:40:22","slug":"excel-twitter-20120123","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/23\/excel-twitter-20120123\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120123"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0470489596\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0470489596\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline;\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=0470489596&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px; border-style: none !important;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0470489596\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/>Remember \u2013 an extra $ in your Excel VBA code could cost you extra dollars! On the other hand, buying Excel for Dummies could save you some money, as long as you don&#8217;t try to make a 3-D chart like the one on the cover.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Hate on kickers, but I&#8217;d like to see you put together a perfect pivot table outside in freezing cold knowing 100,000,000 people are watching<\/li>\n<li>Why doesn&#8217;t everyone freeze the top row of their excel spreadsheet of massive data? #nerdtweet<\/li>\n<li>i love building an excel spreadsheet that is laced full of formulas so when i change one number, all the numbers change. #nerdtweet<\/li>\n<li>Where&#8217;s the setting in Excel to stop the spreadsheet burning through your eyes and hacking at the inside of your head with tiny axes?<\/li>\n<li>If the 6 hours I slept consisted of me dreaming up methodology in SAS code and excel, are those billable hours?? #lifeofananalyst #fb<\/li>\n<li>Anyone else need a spreadsheet made? Excel and I have a love-hate relationship and I hate to leave it in the middle of a fight.<\/li>\n<li>1. Slow day at work. Open excel spreadsheet, set all boxes to be tiny squares. 2. Plan Dwarf Fortress mines. 3. ???? 4. Profit!<\/li>\n<li>Woke up this a.m. thinking I was kinda smart. After spending hours trying to get an excel graph to work, I&#8217;m now fairly sure I&#8217;m a moron.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m no artist. But I think my spreadsheet for the Section 1 boys hoops playoffs could be in a museum. Excel for Dummies worth the $19.99<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m excited about sleeping tomorrow. I&#8217;m not, however, excited about starting school work where everything is done on excel.<\/li>\n<li>I have made a basic excel spreadsheet. This may not mean much to you, but it means the world to me.<\/li>\n<li>Is it wrong that my husband charts of weight on excel each week? I&#8217;m now use to it but suspect it&#8217;s a little odd.<\/li>\n<li>#Megaupload shut down &#8211; thousands of &#8220;hundred-MB-big Excel work spreadsheets&#8221; or &#8220;a ton of porn&#8221; missing from the Net?<\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;ve itemised your stock inventory on an Excel spreadsheet with macros, you know you&#8217;re running A Nerdy Garage Sale.<\/li>\n<li>Another day of scrolling through one excel doc in a lame attempt to feign work completed<\/li>\n<li>Today I watched someone waste $403 in man hours for me to solve his excel issue in 30 seconds. He had an extra $ in the code. #govspending<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weight Loss Tracker\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelweightlosstracker.html\">Excel Weight Loss Tracker<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember \u2013 an extra $ in your Excel VBA code could cost you extra dollars! On the other hand, buying Excel for Dummies could save you some money, as long as you don&#8217;t try to make a 3-D chart like the one on the cover. Hate on kickers, but I&#8217;d like to see you put &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/23\/excel-twitter-20120123\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120123&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1406,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions\/1406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}