{"id":1405,"date":"2012-01-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/24\/excel-twitter-20120124\/"},"modified":"2012-01-24T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/24\/excel-twitter-20120124\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120124"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image13.png\" width=\"123\" height=\"94\" \/>When you&#8217;re up to workbook 209, and Excel is giving you chest pains, it&#8217;s time to leave. But if you learn a few fancy formulas, tomorrow might be easier.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Lost: Motivation. Last seen skulking around the edges of an Excel spreadsheet. Reward of biscuits if found. <\/li>\n<li>dominated work this afternoon, demonstrating my skills in excel combined with my analytical mind set. what a deadly combination. #results <\/li>\n<li>Guess who just created an excel spreadsheet for a depreciation schedule using double-declining balance and a half-year convention?! #thisguy <\/li>\n<li>I once tried to use Excel&#8217;s Pivot Table function. That was pretty dangerous to my mental health. #SpokenNerd <\/li>\n<li>New pet peeve: don&#8217;t say &#8216;excel spreadsheet&#8217;. Either word is fine, but not both. Guy has said a dozen times in this mtg. #whitecollargripes <\/li>\n<li>There! I made a freaking HUGE excel dashboard with charts and visuals and everything&#8230;I&#8217;M LEAVING! #gooddaysir <\/li>\n<li>Why won&#8217;t Excel just work!!!! <\/li>\n<li>Watching videos at work that teach you how to use Excel&#8230;hopefully in no time I&#8217;ll become an Excel genius! haha (i wish) <\/li>\n<li>Just spent 2 hrs entering expenses in excel for mtg w\/accountant. He is 100% going to laugh in my face at my pathetic charts and graphs. <\/li>\n<li>just because you know how to make pivot tables doesn&#8217;t give you the right to consider yourself an &quot;excel expert&quot; #toomuchcredit #not@work <\/li>\n<li>mostly I am tweeting here because I am avoiding an excel spreadsheet of financial data ! <\/li>\n<li>Accountant and marketing manager have been proper buzzing off Excel charts and macros for days. Is it right to pity them? <\/li>\n<li>OMG! so proud of myself for successfully did up a USEFUL pivot table. muahahhahahaha! <\/li>\n<li>You can tell it&#8217;s been a fun day at work when you open a new excel spreadsheet and it says workbook209 &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>No lunch, work nightmare continues, Excel-induced headache &amp; stress-induced chest pains. <\/li>\n<li>Someone just showed me how to do a 10 minute formula in excel that would have saved me hours of work last week :-\/ <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re up to workbook 209, and Excel is giving you chest pains, it&#8217;s time to leave. But if you learn a few fancy formulas, tomorrow might be easier. Lost: Motivation. Last seen skulking around the edges of an Excel spreadsheet. Reward of biscuits if found. dominated work this afternoon, demonstrating my skills in excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/24\/excel-twitter-20120124\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120124&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}