{"id":1407,"date":"2012-01-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/25\/excel-twitter-20120125\/"},"modified":"2012-01-25T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/25\/excel-twitter-20120125\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120125"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000KKSXVI\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000KKSXVI\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=B000KKSXVI&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000KKSXVI\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>If you can&#8217;t figure out how to make an Excel chart, don&#8217;t get out the tack hammer. Just watch a few YouTube videos and eat some Doritos.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What, in a past life, did I do to the person behind the Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;m working in right now? <\/li>\n<li>A on my M.I.S. Excel spreadsheet. Those pivot tables never stood a chance. I&#8217;m a beast. <\/li>\n<li>The geek in me wants to excel chart the stats from my Wifi toothbrush. The realist knows that I will never find the time \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Just found a reason to use a Pivot Table in Excel. It&#8217;s a giddy day here. #sadreasonstogetexcited <\/li>\n<li>I finally did my work. I thought I was being clever doing it at home but Numbers is even more enervating than Excel. Quite the achievement. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been at work for 2 hrs and what do I have to show for it? I changed one cell in Excel. I shouldn&#8217;t have bothered to show today&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I love it when Excel closes a file you&#8217;re working on and then won&#8217;t let you back into it read\/write because you&#8217;re apparently still in it&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Excel is so stupid..sometimes I just forget a simple command like &quot; hide a comment&quot;,wasted 20 minutes and took help,Its a simple right click <\/li>\n<li>Is thanking users of YouTube for providing free online tutorials for every piece of software imaginable. Today: Advanced graphs in Excel! <\/li>\n<li>I wish I could teach the world to pivot. #excel #nerdtweet <\/li>\n<li>Glancing at my stats notes.All I wrote was &quot;Make bar graph in excel. If cannot complete hit yourself in the head with a tackhammer&quot; #helpful <\/li>\n<li>i love excel, but these reports are killing me with their tedium <\/li>\n<li>please, Please, PLEASE don&#8217;t say you know how to use Excel if all you can do is enter data on a spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s breakfast includes homemade pancakes for kids and some piping hot #Excel work for me. Err&#8230;sthg doesn&#8217;t sound right here! <\/li>\n<li>So Dirk Nowitzki is going to miss 4 games to work on his &quot;conditioning.&quot; I guess I&#8217;ll be ok missing a week of work to hone my excel skills <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m eating Doritos, watching The Big Bang Theory, doing work on my laptop while Excel is giving me a hard time! Yep, I&#8217;ve become American! <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheets and paper shredders weighed heavily in my dreams last night. I&#8217;m such a dream idiot, I couldn&#8217;t even work the shredder <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you can&#8217;t figure out how to make an Excel chart, don&#8217;t get out the tack hammer. Just watch a few YouTube videos and eat some Doritos. What, in a past life, did I do to the person behind the Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;m working in right now? A on my M.I.S. Excel spreadsheet. 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