{"id":1409,"date":"2012-01-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/26\/excel-twitter-20120126\/"},"modified":"2012-01-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-26T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/26\/excel-twitter-20120126\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120126"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image14.png\" width=\"101\" height=\"95\" \/> Is that the icy-cold grip of Excel you&#8217;re feeling, or just a winter storm headed your way? <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Apparently I&#8217;m a &quot;gorgeous star&quot;&#8230; Guys are so lovely when they want me to tackle some advanced MS Excel work! <\/li>\n<li>add some more macros or a pivot table, everyone loves a pivot table \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>A heated wheat bag and a pivot table saved my life today&#8230; It is exciting times living on Stuart St, let me tell you&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Major in the humanities in college, any of you who are in high school. You&#8217;ll learn the world cant be boiled down to an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Fought with excel for 10 mins trying to work out a formula. Picked up paper &amp; pen and did it in 30 seconds with good old-fashioned algebra <\/li>\n<li>Excel not responding, not as if I need it desperately to work! #cheesedofftechnophobe <\/li>\n<li>when you have to reformat a 10 page excel spreadsheet for your mom and your cup-o-noodle is just sitting there &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; <\/li>\n<li>My excel doesn&#8217;t want to work and i didn&#8217;t do my computer project. Even worse, it&#8217;s due 2nd period -.- <\/li>\n<li>Excel encountered a problem and must close. But yet it can still take 5 minutes to recover my work before doing so? #hardtobelieve <\/li>\n<li>The last thing I want to be doing is this excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>I just had to open Excel for work. This can&#8217;t be good. <\/li>\n<li>Excel, will I ever escape your icy-cold grip on nearly every job I work? <\/li>\n<li>this computer at work took thirteen minutes to open excel. THIRTEEN MINUTES!!! <\/li>\n<li>Painful: having to show a week and a half&#8217;s worth of work in 30 Excel rows. Not Painful: your boss saying it&#8217;s perfect. <\/li>\n<li>Million-dollar idea of the day: A video game that looks exactly like open emails and excel spreadsheets. And does your work for you. <\/li>\n<li>But the problem is EXCEL ON A MAC SUCKS AND I USE EXCEL LIKE ITS AN EXTENDED LIMB <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is that the icy-cold grip of Excel you&#8217;re feeling, or just a winter storm headed your way? Apparently I&#8217;m a &quot;gorgeous star&quot;&#8230; Guys are so lovely when they want me to tackle some advanced MS Excel work! add some more macros or a pivot table, everyone loves a pivot table \ud83d\ude42 A heated wheat bag &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/26\/excel-twitter-20120126\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120126&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}