{"id":1411,"date":"2012-01-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/27\/excel-twitter-20110127-2\/"},"modified":"2012-01-27T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110127-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/27\/excel-twitter-20110127-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110127"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image15.png\" width=\"129\" height=\"130\" \/>If you&#8217;re providing Excel help at the local bar, don&#8217;t drink too much! You&#8217;ll end up putting in faulty VLOOKUPs, or getting into a crash (and not the Excel kind).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It seems the only way to speed up this system today would be to code excel from scratch #itsatadslooooooow <\/li>\n<li>Has anyone actually built an Excel spreadsheet with 1048576 rows? Just curious, you know. No particular reason or anything. <\/li>\n<li>I feel like an idiot. If anyone knows how to make a line graph on Excel, feel free to give me a ring. <\/li>\n<li>Gotta say, feels pretty awesome to figure out a set of Excel formulas that cut your workflow on a spreadsheet in half! #fb <\/li>\n<li>They&#8217;d discover I&#8217;d put in faulty VLOOKUPs. Pivot Tables referencing spurious data. And that I&#8217;d set Excel&#8217;s date calculator to 1904 mode. <\/li>\n<li>Excel and Evernote have similar icons. Whenever I want to save a recipe I open a workbook. #frustrated <\/li>\n<li>That wonderful feeling when you finally get together a complicated graph in Excel! #gettinggoodatexcel <\/li>\n<li>Created a brilliant spreadsheet but the macros only work on excel 2007 &amp; 2010. Crash on 2003. Hate that. <\/li>\n<li>Is it nerdy that I am super excited that I wrote some awesome VB code in an Excel Macros for a report I&#8217;m working on? #supernerdy <\/li>\n<li>frequent your favorite bar and they will ask you to help solve their excel worksheet problems. <\/li>\n<li>I have a day of conducting 2 funerals then home to convert Excel data to pretty bar charts for a client. Never boring, my days! <\/li>\n<li>Just learned that my last name is a &quot;reserved word in Excel&quot; which makes entering it onto a spreadsheet tricky #pitfallsofawordsurname <\/li>\n<li>Bored at work = type random lists in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Sat at my desk enjoying a bowl of porridge and my clever Excel spreadsheet, watching the rain #WWT #dreamsofOz <\/li>\n<li>A shared Excel 2003 workbook, with enabled macros, is my Kryptonite&#8230; It is killing me slowly&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>I hope you&#8217;re turned on by my ability to effortlessly format Excel charts. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re providing Excel help at the local bar, don&#8217;t drink too much! You&#8217;ll end up putting in faulty VLOOKUPs, or getting into a crash (and not the Excel kind). It seems the only way to speed up this system today would be to code excel from scratch #itsatadslooooooow Has anyone actually built an Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/27\/excel-twitter-20110127-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110127&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}