{"id":1415,"date":"2012-01-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-30T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/30\/excel-twitter-20120130\/"},"modified":"2012-01-29T18:58:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-29T23:58:31","slug":"excel-twitter-20120130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/30\/excel-twitter-20120130\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120130"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image17.png\" width=\"113\" height=\"113\" \/>Yes, that fan sound is frightening, knowing that Excel could crash at any time. Make a pivot table, and you&#8217;ll feel beastly again.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I have only written two lines of Excel automation code and already my will to live is struggling under the onslaught. Must be a better way. <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes it&#8217;s good to make your boss happy. He wants me in Excel school, so in the words of Curly Howard, Orders is Orders. <\/li>\n<li>I love excel so much. I can&#8217;t believe old timers do things on paper!!!!!!! Pretty sure I just saved hours upon hours of work. <\/li>\n<li>Pivot tables ares beastly! Very powerful tool in excel. After I master that, I can almost consider myself as an advanced excel user! <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know if anything makes me feel more stupid than doing formulas in excel. Been screwing around with vlookup for 45 minutes. <\/li>\n<li>If a coworker says &quot;your computer nerdy, right?&quot; it can only mean they want your help printing something or creating an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>An #Excel problem has got me so stressed I can&#8217;t sleep! Is it even possible to format a number with 3 conditions? <\/li>\n<li>Today is sunny, 65 degrees, and I&#8217;ve conquered the difficult excel problem for my MGS class. 2012 is off to a great start! <\/li>\n<li>Note to self: adding date\/days to the columns of a pivot table leaves plenty of time for Twitter&#8230; :-\/ <\/li>\n<li>Doing some wedding planning on excel while im suppose to work? no? muahaahahha! <\/li>\n<li>Just been introduced to pivot tables in Excel. Mind = blown. IT taught me only =SUM <\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;re awesome with Excel and can formulate things quickly = more work <\/li>\n<li>gotta love getting up for a 9.15 still drunk after 4 hours sleep to be taught how many cells are in an excel spreadsheet #getmebacktobed <\/li>\n<li>All caught up with @Codecademy work. (Not too hard: Boolean algebra is the same in Excel and Javascript.) It&#8217;s Sat pm, you say? #truenerd<\/li>\n<li>Instead of finishing Out Of Africa on the train this morning, I finished a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>That sound. You know, where the fan kicks in as the cpu overheats in anticipation of excel crashing with hours of unsaved work? yep. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, that fan sound is frightening, knowing that Excel could crash at any time. Make a pivot table, and you&#8217;ll feel beastly again. I have only written two lines of Excel automation code and already my will to live is struggling under the onslaught. Must be a better way. Sometimes it&#8217;s good to make your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/01\/30\/excel-twitter-20120130\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120130&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1418,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/1418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}