{"id":1420,"date":"2012-02-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-01T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/01\/excel-twitter-20120201\/"},"modified":"2012-02-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/01\/excel-twitter-20120201\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/image19.png\" width=\"147\" height=\"148\" \/> Excel can help you look after Grandma, stop your heart, and learn how magnets work. What other program can do all that?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>First thing I do when I&#8217;m going to work with a data sheet in Excel: adjust font to Arial, font size 9. Can&#8217;t. Handle. Calibri. <\/li>\n<li>I built a self-induction calculator in excel. Very rough, but gives me a sense of how magnets work. #Math! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/nUhq8uae\">http:\/\/t.co\/nUhq8uae<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Boss: Do you know how to make line charts in excel? Me: Nope. They don&#8217;t teach Graphic Design majors useful things like that. <\/li>\n<li>Excel just crashed in the middle of doing some spreadsheet editing. Fairly certain my heart just stopped. #PIprep <\/li>\n<li>Said it once and I&#8217;ll say it again: I hate Microsoft Excel. You try figuring out the variance and standard deviation on that stupid program. <\/li>\n<li>Making a budget excel spreadsheet to see what i can afford these days. I&#8217;ll try to be honest with myself <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m gonna be honest with you, twitter; I don&#8217;t really understand what a pivot table is. <\/li>\n<li>I just put all 52 of my Nona&#8217;s medications into an Excel spreadsheet&#8230;it&#8217;s safe to say I&#8217;ll be speaking with her doctor. #italianproblems <\/li>\n<li>My kid just schooled me in the art of graph-creating in excel&#8230;. #awesomekid <\/li>\n<li>Almiost caught up pwith all that work I&#8217;ve had to do. 2 more chapters of psychology, a statistics sample test, 100 excel lessons and im done <\/li>\n<li>Excel is so intelligent with its fill tool yet so INCREDIBLY STUPID AT TIMES #losingit <\/li>\n<li>Wait, making graphs on Excel is a legit math class at Georgia? <\/li>\n<li>A failed copy &amp; paste in Excel that can ruin your morning. #FML <\/li>\n<li>with the excel skills of a 78 year old grandmother of 25, i&#8217;m expected to solve this complicated microarray problem. <\/li>\n<li>I must admit I&#8217;m still a little freaked out by how fast Excel can apply filters to a 400K row spreadsheet. #msft #dealwiththedevil <\/li>\n<li>Did I make an excel spreadsheet to keep track of scholarships. Yes, yes I did. #nerdswag <\/li>\n<li>Reached a low point in my life today&#8230; I&#8217;ve been out of education that long I had actucally forgotten how to make a graph on excel! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel can help you look after Grandma, stop your heart, and learn how magnets work. What other program can do all that? First thing I do when I&#8217;m going to work with a data sheet in Excel: adjust font to Arial, font size 9. Can&#8217;t. Handle. Calibri. I built a self-induction calculator in excel. Very &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/01\/excel-twitter-20120201\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120201&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}