{"id":1428,"date":"2012-02-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/06\/excel-twitter-20120206\/"},"modified":"2012-02-06T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-06T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/06\/excel-twitter-20120206\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120206"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"107\" \/> Do you have pivot table problems? Never mind, we&#8217;re not allowed to talk about pivot tables. Look a the chart that the baby made! And if you&#8217;re looking for Excel videos on YouTube, remember to start on the <a title=\"Contextures channel\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/contextures\" target=\"_blank\">Contextures channel<\/a>. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wow, I really just sat here and formatted an excel spreadsheet for 30 min (for fun). Maybe I do need a man. <\/li>\n<li>Seriously, this is a mgmt issue, not a tech issue. Excel won&#8217;t give you the tools to solve it unless your employees are stupid <\/li>\n<li>I hope to learn how to use Excel and be able to make graphs, like \u201cHours spent sitting in a chair over time\u201d. <\/li>\n<li>I just spent 2 hours of my life trying to make a graph on excel and it looks like a baby made it! <\/li>\n<li>Single this Valentines? Create an Excel spreadsheet on the advantages and tirelessly present it to anyone who will listen. <\/li>\n<li>learning how to write code in vba excel on youtube. thank god for youtube. <\/li>\n<li>Excel PivotTables are like Fight Club. The number one rule is not to talk about Pivot Tables. <\/li>\n<li>I am possibly wrangling the largest Excel spreadsheet ever today. 15 worksheets. 1433 rows deep. Widest cell is AX. #excelfun <\/li>\n<li>Chaos means three people attempting to work and save on an Excel document at the same time. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Powerpoint, What do you even know about hard work? Love, Excel. #officeoffice <\/li>\n<li>My main activity today, using graphs and excel spreadsheets, will be to find if there is a masculine way to apply Chapstick. <\/li>\n<li>My Excel spreadsheet has just informed me that I&#8217;m a scant 18 days from being 3 decades old. <\/li>\n<li>I just got out of a 50-minute meeting about copy\/pasting links into an excel spreadsheet. #internproblems <\/li>\n<li>Plot of new Davinci Code leaked &#8211; Robert Langdon tries to find spell check in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>They gather &#8217;round the pivot table, fingers mechanically typing the same macro over and over in vain \u2026 <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s getting late, I&#8217;m sat at my PC drinking tea, tinkering with Excel charts, and trying to write comments. It&#8217;s like being at uni again! <\/li>\n<li>My boss sent me 3 unrelated excel graphs. The e-mail just said, &quot;Get these done.&quot; I have less than no idea what I&#8217;m supposed to do with this <\/li>\n<li>I got 99 excel problems but a pivot table ain&#8217;t one. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have pivot table problems? Never mind, we&#8217;re not allowed to talk about pivot tables. Look a the chart that the baby made! And if you&#8217;re looking for Excel videos on YouTube, remember to start on the Contextures channel. \ud83d\ude09 Wow, I really just sat here and formatted an excel spreadsheet for 30 min &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/06\/excel-twitter-20120206\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120206&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}