{"id":1434,"date":"2012-02-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/09\/excel-twitter-20120209\/"},"modified":"2012-02-09T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-09T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/09\/excel-twitter-20120209\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120209"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image3.png\" width=\"142\" height=\"78\" \/> Don&#8217;t give up! Your boss might learn how to change the font size in Excel, and you&#8217;ll learn to love VLOOKUP again. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Who&#8217;da thunk? I got an answer to my Excel problem from a water conservation website &#8211; not even Office help could help. <\/li>\n<li>Oh cool. Currently running whole business from dog-eared Excel sheet. Would love to know how Elements can help <\/li>\n<li>Vlookup, why do you hate me so? We used to be like *this*&#8230; Love, a baffled excel user <\/li>\n<li>Designing an effective Excel spreadsheet is harder than you&#8217;d think. <\/li>\n<li>Just helped client avert disaster by rebuilding their 4 tab #PowerPivot workbook in 3.5 hours. Can you restore your dept solution that fast? <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel chart, why WOULDN&#8217;T I want to wrap text?!?! <\/li>\n<li>Wish my boss would figure out how to change the font size in excel. #wasteofmytime <\/li>\n<li>oh and the spreadsheet has learned to sing, just gotta teach it to dance;-)) <\/li>\n<li>genius over here!! figuring out how to do excel graphs all by myself! #watchoutworld #trendlinescansuckit #soimpressedwithmyself <\/li>\n<li>He told me the biggest problem they had was the mess of custom Excel models throughout the firm. &quot;I&#8217;d invent something to replace Excel&quot; <\/li>\n<li>while gaming,keep a spare Excel spreadsheet, just in case of the HR lady&#8217;s occasional office stroll. #SurvialWorkEthics <\/li>\n<li>Whats the most exotic chart anyone has ever built using excel? #heatmaps maybe?? <\/li>\n<li>This is a huge Excel workbook. I keep breaking all the formulas. <\/li>\n<li>Created excel spreadsheet of spouse&#8217;s blood work for past 6 months. With graph. Brilliant. If only my graph had the power to heal. <\/li>\n<li>Been trying to make a graph on excel for the past hour &#8211; wish I could just do it the stonehenge way (pencil, ruler, paper) #godforbid <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t give up! Your boss might learn how to change the font size in Excel, and you&#8217;ll learn to love VLOOKUP again. Who&#8217;da thunk? I got an answer to my Excel problem from a water conservation website &#8211; not even Office help could help. Oh cool. Currently running whole business from dog-eared Excel sheet. Would &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/09\/excel-twitter-20120209\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120209&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}