{"id":1436,"date":"2012-02-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/10\/excel-twitter-20120210\/"},"modified":"2012-02-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/10\/excel-twitter-20120210\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120210"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image4.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"84\" \/>Keep track of your clothes in Excel, and you&#8217;ll look good while creating those masterpieces, or when crying.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Work is more rewarding if you save every Excel spreadsheet as &quot;Masterpiece1.0.xls&quot; and leave the office shouting &quot;My work here is complete!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>workplace tip: if you want to scare a coworker, tell them you&#8217;ll send an Excel spreadsheet on [insert work-related thing here] <\/li>\n<li>*grumbles* it took me an hour to work out how to wrap text in excel today #winning <\/li>\n<li>nothing feels worse than opening up a new excel workbook \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>How on earth did I manage to create a 22MB Excel spreadsheet &#8211; it can&#8217;t be my Rastafarian colour coding system can it?? <\/li>\n<li>Just opened an excel spreadsheet and had horrid flashbacks to my old job. #GoodbyeCorporateWorldGoodbye <\/li>\n<li>Oh, forgot&#8230; The Da Vince code ended up being a malicious Excel Macro that shut my work down for about a half a day \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>These binding delegate states vs non binding delegate states is making my Excel spreadsheet look like some crazed man&#8217;s Fuzzy math. #p2 <\/li>\n<li>Currently at the bar with my laptop, pitching charts, and excel files. Long night of scouting reports. At least I&#8217;ll be entertained. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m actually creating an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of my clothes. <\/li>\n<li>I hate Microsoft Excel. Someone come do this for me so my boss stops yelling at me. I&#8217;ll be in the fetal position under my desk. Thanks. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to device an excel spreadsheet so we can efficiently and effectively record our wine night excursions #boss <\/li>\n<li>Guys help me not get fired ;_; when I have a table in Excel and want to change the data into charts and things bosses like, what do I do? <\/li>\n<li>I really want to take woodworking, reupholstering and shoemaking classes. Why do I work in Excel all day!!! <\/li>\n<li>I created the most beautiful pivot table and then my excel died. Just going to have a little cry in the toilets. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keep track of your clothes in Excel, and you&#8217;ll look good while creating those masterpieces, or when crying. Work is more rewarding if you save every Excel spreadsheet as &quot;Masterpiece1.0.xls&quot; and leave the office shouting &quot;My work here is complete!&quot; workplace tip: if you want to scare a coworker, tell them you&#8217;ll send an Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/10\/excel-twitter-20120210\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120210&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}