{"id":1438,"date":"2012-02-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-11T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/11\/excel-twitter-20120211\/"},"modified":"2012-02-11T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/11\/excel-twitter-20120211\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image5.png\" width=\"104\" height=\"95\" \/>Excel can keep track of seal scat and nap times, but can&#8217;t replace a map of Canada. Good to know!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s painful to work on an Excel spreadsheet after someone with very little Excel knowledge created it. <\/li>\n<li>using futura gives this excel spreadsheet i&#8217;m making to mandate various life goals seem orwellian and official <\/li>\n<li>An excel spreadsheet does everything but give birth I love my journalism teacher. <\/li>\n<li>No, not sick. Just have an extremely tight nap schedule. I&#8217;m thinkiing of putting together an Excel spreadsheet to track my naps <\/li>\n<li>Map of Canada, a black pen and an Excel spreadsheet. Time to mark up a map! #MyJobIsWeirdSometimes <\/li>\n<li>You know something&#8217;s going wrong when you hear &quot;Your Excel spreadsheet is state-of-the-art compared to the IT system we&#8217;re supposed to use&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Had a dream last night that Salt N Pepa were teaching me how to insert extra columns into an excel spreadsheet. Must be Friday. <\/li>\n<li>MS Excel is a spreadsheet, a tool for bean counters. It is not and will never be a database solution. #learnthis #dammit <\/li>\n<li>I wonder why my computer thinks I actually WANT Excel rows that are 409.5 whatevers high in my spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>I owe so many people $$ I had to create an Excel spreadsheet. #iou <\/li>\n<li>I have made a spreadsheet comprising only of words. Should have perhaps used Word instead of Excel&#8230;. *scratches head* <\/li>\n<li>The excel spreadsheet God has been kind to me today&#8230;I&#8217;m suspicious, I think it&#8217;s a trap. <\/li>\n<li>The word spreadsheet should be an anagram for migraine -_- <\/li>\n<li>Monthly reports have arrived! I&#8217;ll be in spreadsheet heaven for the next few hours, followed by an Excel coma by the end of the day <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet with 1 tab, 12 cells, one SUM formula. 2.4 MB. That is some TIGHT coding, Excel team! <\/li>\n<li>setting up my excel spreadsheet for my seal scat data. I&#8217;m feeling like a legit marine biologist. #onestepclosertomydream <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel can keep track of seal scat and nap times, but can&#8217;t replace a map of Canada. Good to know! It&#8217;s painful to work on an Excel spreadsheet after someone with very little Excel knowledge created it. using futura gives this excel spreadsheet i&#8217;m making to mandate various life goals seem orwellian and official An &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/11\/excel-twitter-20120211\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120211&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}