{"id":1440,"date":"2012-02-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/13\/excel-twitter-20120213\/"},"modified":"2012-02-12T10:15:05","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T15:15:05","slug":"excel-twitter-20120213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/13\/excel-twitter-20120213\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120213"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image6.png\" width=\"104\" height=\"106\" \/>While you plan your non-alcoholic activities in Excel, don&#8217;t stare at the soccer ball that is moving across your spreadsheet.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Man, if I&#8217;d known I&#8217;d still have to mess with pivot tables in Excel all day, I wouldn&#8217;t have gone through the hassle of becoming a falconer. <\/li>\n<li>Didn&#8217;t know how to use excel to determine activation energy graph so got an engineer to do it for me #typical #queensusolutions <\/li>\n<li>My planner just sent me into a 5 excel workbook tizzy. Then i realized that I did it correctly the first time. <\/li>\n<li>tomorrow I will create an excel spreadsheet list of non alcoholic activities for us to do throughout the week\/end #BetThat <\/li>\n<li>Making a soccer ball move across my Excel worksheet &#8230; no biggie <\/li>\n<li>I just made a D&amp;D map using an excel spreadsheet. Yep. I&#8217;m pretty much that guy. #nerd <\/li>\n<li>I thought #Microsoft excel just closed without recovering my spreadsheet and was like.. but I remembered I minimized it #whoops <\/li>\n<li>using paint to draw a graph in second year uni because excel is too hard <\/li>\n<li>Ok, got the song thing sorted: now I&#8217;m trying to work out how to do a weighted average in Excel and it was time to go home 15 minutes ago&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I can imagine how many times the Google Spreadsheet team must have said to themselves: &quot;Ex Excel users expect this kind of odd behavior!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I might not be book smart. Or know how to work excel. But I know how to kill, eat and sleep. So I&#8217;ll survive. <\/li>\n<li>So I finally figured out how to draw pie charts in Excel! Anyone in need of lessons? <\/li>\n<li>Helpdesk must love me. Just opened a ticket to get a nearly 20 year old lotus 123 file open in Excel. #packrat <\/li>\n<li>In BI apps, &quot;Export to XL&quot; is 3rd-most common button after OK\/Cancel. Divergent &quot;truths&quot; ensue. Only #PowerPivot delivers true 1 version. <\/li>\n<li>Right, let&#8217;s go and have spreadsheets mansplained to me some more by someone who doesn&#8217;t know a pivot table from an IF statement \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>PowerPoint and a Pivot table in the same day. I think I might be ill&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Saturday Night: loud music, whiskey, sexting, and Excel spreadsheet design. Wait&#8230; what?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While you plan your non-alcoholic activities in Excel, don&#8217;t stare at the soccer ball that is moving across your spreadsheet. Man, if I&#8217;d known I&#8217;d still have to mess with pivot tables in Excel all day, I wouldn&#8217;t have gone through the hassle of becoming a falconer. 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