{"id":1449,"date":"2012-02-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/17\/excel-twitter-20120217\/"},"modified":"2012-02-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-17T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/17\/excel-twitter-20120217\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120217"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image10.png\" width=\"153\" height=\"105\" \/>If you are going to get sick, make sure it&#8217;s not on advanced Excel macro day, or you will miss all the mind-brimming knowledge. That would make you blue\u2026or peach, or purple, or green.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/Vigour\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vigour  Mortis\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1197820492\/skaaaate_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Vigour Mortis<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>Vigour<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sent home from work which for once totally sucks because it&#8217;s advanced excel macro course day today \ud83d\ude41 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23lovespreadsheets\"><s>#<\/s><b>lovespreadsheets<\/b><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23pharyngitis\"><s>#<\/s><b>pharyngitis<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/Wheeler\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Andrew Wheeler\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1681225597\/11_-_1_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Andrew Wheeler<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>Wheeler<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>From now on I&#8217;m going to do all my writing in Excel so that people actually believe that writing is work. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/wendy_hogan\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Wendy Hogan\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/327272527\/twitter-profile_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Wendy Hogan<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>wendy_hogan<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>wishing google docs would work exactly like excel&#8230;now that 365 is out, will anyone go back? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/MrcHrn\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Horne, Marc\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1814657253\/image_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Horne, Marc<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>MrcHrn<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just made a work excel chart called &quot;Decay of the Angel&quot; Yukio Mishima\u2026 this one goes out to you! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23%E4%B8%87%E6%AD%B3\"><s>#<\/s><b>\u4e07\u6b73<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/joketimer\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Rue D!\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1318625885\/new_prof_pic_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Rue D!<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>joketimer<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Over 40: I know how to use Excel, I just PREFER to make a chart on paper. At least I don&#8217;t photocopy all my emails. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23Idoprintsomethough\"><s>#<\/s><b>Idoprintsomethough<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/Joshjgordon\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Josh\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/93411952\/photo_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Josh<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>Joshjgordon<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel graphs with a grey background in a report makes baby jesus cry. They also make me instantly assume that it is rubbish. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/MissKath_E\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"kaathima ebrahim\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1653494046\/IMG-20111029-00713_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>kaathima ebrahim<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>MissKath_E<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<p> \\   <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If I could only figure out how to draw graphs on excel &#8211; where&#8217;s that engineering degree I thought I had. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23confused\"><s>#<\/s><b>confused<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/thetinysambo\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Sam\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1685643691\/403hy0Ak_normal\" \/> <strong>Sam<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>thetinysambo<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am staring at my finances spreadsheet willing the numbers to be bigger &amp; better. It&#8217;s not working. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/barny_c\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Barny Crocker\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1224800833\/image_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Barny Crocker<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>barny_c<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What type of idiot thinks that pastel blue, pastel peach, pastel purple and pastel green are approp colours to code a spreadsheet?! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23fail\"><s>#<\/s><b>fail<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/VesprLynd\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Vesper Lynd\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1354264340\/milk_bath_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Vesper Lynd<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>VesprLynd<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just spent the last 3 hrs turning a list into a picture so my $#%}#! boss can &#8216;visualize it&#8217;. Oh happy days. Learn Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/mirfaan\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"M Irfaan\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1741194885\/eightbit-12b50f0e-795f-42a0-9457-be5d869ff066_normal.png\" \/> <strong>M Irfaan<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>mirfaan<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>yeah sure Excel, you can hog 2 gigs of RAM all for yourself, no problem. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/LovingM3\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"shotika smith\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1788749885\/Snapshot_20120128_24_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>shotika smith<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>LovingM3<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love smart ppl! The library guy just helped me with an excel problem I been having for 2 days in 5 mins <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23smh\"><s>#<\/s><b>smh<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/robbinsadam\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Adam Robbins\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1148122825\/937711d9-7593-476b-8a2a-2ab9578084cf_normal.png\" \/> <strong>Adam Robbins<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>robbinsadam<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Loved my previous Excel skills. Love this new mind-brimming knowledge even more! VLOOKUP will change my life. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23NOIdata\"><s>#<\/s><b>NOIdata<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are going to get sick, make sure it&#8217;s not on advanced Excel macro day, or you will miss all the mind-brimming knowledge. That would make you blue\u2026or peach, or purple, or green. Vigour Mortis @Vigour Sent home from work which for once totally sucks because it&#8217;s advanced excel macro course day today \ud83d\ude41 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/17\/excel-twitter-20120217\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120217&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}