{"id":1451,"date":"2012-02-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-18T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/18\/excel-twitter-20120218\/"},"modified":"2012-02-18T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-18T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/18\/excel-twitter-20120218\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120218"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image11.png\" width=\"71\" height=\"103\" \/> There is a &quot;break a leg, then open Excel&quot; joke for theatre majors, somewhere in my head, but I can&#8217;t think of it right now. And remember to be careful what you tweet about, or you could lose your job!<\/p>\n<p><i><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/TangeloFlavored\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Ashley\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1788158129\/7Jty84Py_normal\" \/> <strong>Ashley<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>TangeloFlavored<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spent the better half of this afternoon creating an excel spreadsheet for all of our bills. Because that&#8217;s what supermoms do. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <i><\/i><i><\/i>  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/champsuperstar\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Champ Superstar\" src=\"https:\/\/si0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/1649182313\/2010-08-07_23.28.55_New_York_New_York_US_normal.JPG\" \/> <strong>Champ Superstar<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>champsuperstar<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Alarms didn&#8217;t wake me up. But dreaming that someone was using am excel spreadsheet wrong did. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/mihaela_v\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Mihaela (Dr. V)\" src=\"https:\/\/si0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/531279471\/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Mihaela (Dr. V)<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>mihaela_v<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>plotting my cat&#8217;s weight in Excel to make a graph for the vet does not make me a dork&#8230;. right? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/scoop_cooper\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Simon Cooper\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1654369740\/310931_10150467510636136_557811135_10718590_436649468_n_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Simon Cooper<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>scoop_cooper<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A team mate just told me my planning spreadsheet had a Driver &#8217;76 look to it. Bonus! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/AgainstKyle\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Kyle Davis\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1769422131\/ttow_avatar_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Kyle Davis<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>AgainstKyle<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>That kid needs to pull his head out of the spreadsheet and actually watch some damn games. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/wareaglejill\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Jill Carter\" src=\"https:\/\/si0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/1823630159\/DSC_6573_normal.JPG\" \/> <strong>Jill Carter<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>wareaglejill<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Really. I love my new job. But when I work 15 hrs straight &amp; start hearing my Excel talk to me, it&#8217;s time to walk away. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23needabreakfromwork\"><s>#<\/s><b>needabreakfromwork<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/kspinka\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Kristofer Spinka\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1443502477\/BMF_normal.png\" \/> <strong>Kristofer Spinka<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>kspinka<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re using an Excel spreadsheet to manage your global software development project, you&#8217;re probably the emperor&#8217;s tailor too. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/kangatot\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Yth. Bpk.\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1790938489\/Nyebrang-1-1_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Yth. Bpk.<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>kangatot<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Still wishing I can be more multi tasking. By multi tasking, I meant to tweet and to work on excel spreadsheet equally productive. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/DMEdwards\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"DMEdwards\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1818800688\/SquareFormalLadybug_normal.JPG\" \/> <strong>DMEdwards<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>DMEdwards<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Don&#8217;t you love it when a client from seven years ago starts making loud demands because the 3rd Excel upgrade broke their spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/jamesholod\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"James Kennedy\" src=\"https:\/\/twimg0-a.akamaihd.net\/profile_images\/1744009582\/296090_10150305338980796_700435795_82062_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>James Kennedy<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>jamesholod<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>How many theatre majors does it take to properly execute an excel spreadsheet? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23AM1\"><s>#<\/s><b>AM1<\/b><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23lessonsinbudgeting\"><s>#<\/s><b>lessonsinbudgeting<\/b><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search?q=%23whatareformulas\"><s>#<\/s><b>whatareformulas<\/b><\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/AnnieCushing\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Annie Cushing\" src=\"https:\/\/si0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/1321683268\/photo-frame_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Annie Cushing<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>AnnieCushing<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know how Excel keeps getting corrupted. Who&#8217;s downloading data pr0n on my work computer??? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/sacca\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Chris Sacca\" src=\"https:\/\/si0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/1771648774\/Sacca_profile_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>Chris Sacca<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>sacca<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This spreadsheet is so dense, I actually sucked it up and bought Excel. You win this one, MSFT &amp; draconian financial regulations. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/_MackBook\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"K.m@ck\" src=\"https:\/\/si0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/1820699955\/image_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>K.m@ck<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>_MackBook<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Had a friend lose their job today because they twitpic&#8217;d their company&#8217;s computer which had an excel spreadsheet in one of the windows smh. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/bookworm_chic\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"K Casto-Ardern\" src=\"https:\/\/si0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/1822035663\/1325773331259_normal.jpg\" \/> <strong>K Casto-Ardern<\/strong> <s>@<\/s><b>bookworm_chic<\/b> <\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>any problem. &quot;I need a budget&quot; MAKE A SPREADSHEET. &quot;I can&#8217;t decide between A &amp; B&quot; SPREADSHEET! &quot;I broke my leg.&quot; OPEN EXCEL! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Project Management\" href=\"http:\/\/contextures.com\/excel-project-management-template.html\">Excel Project Management<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weight Loss Tracker\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelweightlosstracker.html\">Excel Weight Loss Tracker<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a &quot;break a leg, then open Excel&quot; joke for theatre majors, somewhere in my head, but I can&#8217;t think of it right now. And remember to be careful what you tweet about, or you could lose your job! Ashley @TangeloFlavored Spent the better half of this afternoon creating an excel spreadsheet for all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/18\/excel-twitter-20120218\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120218&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}