{"id":1458,"date":"2012-02-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/23\/excel-twitter-20120223\/"},"modified":"2012-02-23T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/23\/excel-twitter-20120223\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image14.png\" width=\"119\" height=\"99\" \/> Yes, it&#8217;s true \u2013 a pivot table could be lying to you. If that gives you nightmares, maybe you should give up Excel for Lent, or go back to college.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The more proficient I become in Excel the more I am realizing that pivot tables can be filthy filthy liars <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/jivedanson\"><s>@<\/s>jivedanson<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>My rising proficiency in <s>#<\/s>excel hopefully is not compromising my ability to code. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/VictorLegros\"><s>@<\/s>VictorLegros<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m proud to say that my Excel spreadsheet is the prettiest spreadsheet in the office. Work is like children. If u don&#8217;t love it, who will? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/standingfunny\"><s>@<\/s>standingfunny<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I got my first job when I was 15&amp; half. I went with my friend to HER job interview. I helped out the boss w\/ excel, got the job. <s>#<\/s>randomfact <s>@<\/s>dissolvingcity <\/li>\n<li>Happy Humpday! I&#8217;m giving up Microsoft excel for lent. Can&#8217;t wait to tell my boss at my internship and all my professors! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/NotShannonMoran\"><s>@<\/s>NotShannonMoran <\/a><\/li>\n<li>Excel has gone berserk again. Pivot tables that once took 12 seconds to refresh now take about 700 seconds. Same volume of data. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/QualityFrog\"><s>@<\/s>QualityFrog <\/a><\/li>\n<li>I must be the only person in the country who didn&#8217;t take Excel Spreadsheet at a community college fifteen years ago and I&#8217;m regretting it. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/callmefreezie\"><s>@<\/s>callmefreezie<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Just spent 2 hours trying to make a graph on excel..only to realize I made it ten times more complicated than it needed to be <s>#<\/s>nbd <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/ashley_jacob23\"><s>@<\/s>ashley_jacob23 <\/a><\/li>\n<li>Had the worst night&#8217;s sleep as I kept dreaming endlessly about the new job and all the Excel spreadsheets and pivot tables I stared at <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/celestialbloo\"><s>@<\/s>celestialbloo <\/a><\/li>\n<li>Filled with white x&#8217;s \/ Excel yields to my use case \/ Custom graph paper <s>#<\/s>haiku <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/csnyder\"><s>@<\/s>csnyder<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li>The VP requested that my boss go take a class for Microsoft Excel&#8230;thank you sweeeeet baby Jesus!!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/PNutButtaGellz\"><s>@<\/s>PNutButtaGellz <\/a><\/li>\n<li>looking at people looking at excel charts. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/heiko\"><s>@<\/s>heiko<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel&#8230; If you were a person, I&#8217;d break the Geneva Convention in more ways than you could chart in those little boxes of yours. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/jtwin_garrett\"><s>@<\/s>jtwin_garrett<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s true \u2013 a pivot table could be lying to you. If that gives you nightmares, maybe you should give up Excel for Lent, or go back to college. The more proficient I become in Excel the more I am realizing that pivot tables can be filthy filthy liars @jivedanson My rising proficiency in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/02\/23\/excel-twitter-20120223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120223&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}