{"id":1470,"date":"2012-03-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/01\/excel-twitter-20120301\/"},"modified":"2012-03-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120301","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/01\/excel-twitter-20120301\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120301"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/image20.png\" width=\"105\" height=\"172\" \/>While you&#8217;re sitting in Starbucks, sipping coffee and looking at your Excel file, you can admire the modern art that your Excel sheets resemble.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Quick! Somebody give me an umbrella drink! I just had an urge to work with Excel. HEEEEEEELP!!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/JohnnyDiesel\"><s>@<\/s>JohnnyDiesel<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Twitter just became MUCH more interesting than this excel spreadsheet. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/NewDealGin\"><s>@<\/s>NewDealGin <\/a><\/li>\n<li>I have yet to encounter a single bureaucrat who could not be effectively replaced by a well-written spreadsheet. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/anslyn\"><s>@<\/s>anslyn<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How hard is it to make\/format a spreadsheet properly? Consistency, where is it?! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/enchanrenan\"><s>@<\/s>enchanrenan<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Annoyed at the fact I had to stay at work longer than I should have to clean up someone else&#8217;s mess. I hate Microsoft excel with passion. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/GabrielleCohen1\"><s>@<\/s>GabrielleCohen1<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I managed to stress Excel on a brand new PC. Nested pivots and quad vlookup with double indirect references. But saved 3 days work <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/sponty3\"><s>@<\/s>sponty3<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Decided to get to work on my lab report. Got as far as opening up my Excel template before I drifted off into the interwebz. <s>#<\/s>wtfme <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/ZeenaBoBeena\"><s>@<\/s>ZeenaBoBeena <\/a><\/li>\n<li>My Excel sheets are like a piece of modern art, really confusing but you know someone put a lot of work into them <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/turfsmith\"><s>@<\/s>turfsmith<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;ve officially mastered the art of graph-making in Excel. Did you SEE those graphs I made?! <s>#<\/s>disproportionatelyproud <s>#<\/s>somuchtime <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/jumbojep\"><s>@<\/s>jumbojep<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I love working <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Starbucks\"><s>@<\/s>Starbucks<\/a> and by working at Starbucks I mean sitting in a leather chair sipping coffee looking at an excel file on my laptop <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/LoftyMel\"><s>@<\/s>LoftyMel<\/a><\/li>\n<li>A little in love with Excel formulas today. =SUMIFS(today(),FTW) <s>#<\/s>excelnerd <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/famousjay\"><s>@<\/s>famousjay <\/a><\/li>\n<li>7MB formula-heavy Excel spreadsheet, meet my new quad core. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search\/%23manlygrunt\"><s>#<\/s>manlygrunt<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/JamesVKautz\"><s>@<\/s>JamesVKautz<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While you&#8217;re sitting in Starbucks, sipping coffee and looking at your Excel file, you can admire the modern art that your Excel sheets resemble. Quick! Somebody give me an umbrella drink! I just had an urge to work with Excel. HEEEEEEELP!!! @JohnnyDiesel Twitter just became MUCH more interesting than this excel spreadsheet. @NewDealGin I have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/01\/excel-twitter-20120301\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120301&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}