{"id":1474,"date":"2012-03-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/03\/excel-twitter-20120303\/"},"modified":"2012-03-03T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-03T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120303","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/03\/excel-twitter-20120303\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120303"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/image1.png\" width=\"119\" height=\"144\" \/> While you&#8217;re dunking your biscuits, and looking at the funny shapes in the Excel charts, try not to become bitter. Remember, Excel is sexy!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>dad just told me he&#8217;s proud of my excel spreadsheet. i actually feel genuinely accomplished right now. <s>#<\/s>thanksdad <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/rcarter719\"><s>@<\/s>rcarter719<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>science is just putting data into excel spreadsheets and looking at the funny shapes in the graphs <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/quantumtoaster\"><s>@<\/s>quantumtoaster<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>watching this killer video on how to build dynamic charts in excel <s>#<\/s>nerdlunch <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/PatBarry1\"><s>@<\/s>PatBarry1 <\/a><\/li>\n<li>Bad news; I&#8217;ve still not found work. Good news; my spreadsheet on the dunkability of different biscuits has been improved with a pie chart <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/dave_giz\"><s>@<\/s>dave_giz<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>My morning at work.. country music, coffee, a donut &amp; excel spreadsheets. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/DR0B\"><s>@<\/s>DR0B<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s work out: 200K vLookups in a single <s>#<\/s>Excel datatable. Didn&#8217;t even break a sweat. Now what? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/gynsy\"><s>@<\/s>gynsy<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Whenever I use excel at work I always color code it with my sorority colors <s>#<\/s>sorrynotsorry <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/NorthernBl0nde\"><s>@<\/s>NorthernBl0nde<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Afternoon has gone downhill: staring at an Excel spreadsheet waiting for it to work stuff out is hardly the gripping life experience I want. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/S0nicH\"><s>@<\/s>S0nicH<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Systems down at work. Just realized without excel i have zero value to this company. Whose got weed? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/DanLewis22\"><s>@<\/s>DanLewis22 <\/a><\/li>\n<li>I LOVE doing my taxes. What better way to spend the last three days of my vaca, then surrounded by receipts, calculators and Excel! SEXY!!!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/AgamDarshi\"><s>@<\/s>AgamDarshi<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>You know what love is? A husband who will stay up till one in the morning crunching numbers with you in Excel. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/Them_Bells\"><s>@<\/s>Them_Bells <\/a><\/li>\n<li>Been scratching my head over a forgotten excel spreadsheet password for over a week. Now that I&#8217;ve recreated the file, I remember&#8230; <s>#<\/s>FML <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/MrRaleie\"><s>@<\/s>MrRaleie<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Win. People at work seem to think excel graphs of doom were done with a dashboard plugin.. *flattered*<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/misty_mina\">\u200f <s>@<\/s>misty_mina<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Thanks &#8211; I&#8217;m currently adding &#8216;slightly bitter use of Microsoft Excel graphs&#8217; to my CV. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/tomroyal\"><s>@<\/s>tomroyal<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>it has a dent from the time my boss asked me to redo a huge Excel report as a Word chart <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/Phylan\"><s>@<\/s>Phylan<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>How many times have you opened an Excel spreadsheet and missed the other sheets? The sheet tabs need to be at the top, like Numbers. <s>#<\/s>UI <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/JoeMoreno\"><s>@<\/s>JoeMoreno<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to find the person who created this Excel workbook and give them a big wet kiss! &lt;3 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/B4Completion\"><s>@<\/s>B4Completion <\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Related Links:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Dashboards\" href=\"http:\/\/www.exceluser.com\/cmd.php?Clk=1197043\">Excel Dashboards<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While you&#8217;re dunking your biscuits, and looking at the funny shapes in the Excel charts, try not to become bitter. 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