{"id":1496,"date":"2012-03-15T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/15\/excel-twitter-20120315\/"},"modified":"2012-03-15T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-15T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120315","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/15\/excel-twitter-20120315\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120315"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/image11.png\" width=\"120\" height=\"92\" \/> Before you burn you mouse, make sure that you really know all the Excel shortcut keys. Otherwise, you and Excel might end up with irreconcilable differences.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Making a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet with all my potential jobs on it. This is how real nerds assess their career options. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/brettygood\/statuses\/179702491708002304\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>you would think I would love a 4 hour microsoft excel training&#8230;but I don&#8217;t. #dying <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/nikhilaaaa\/statuses\/180036085706002432\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Spent a good hour trying to get a DCOUNT to work when all I really needed was a pivot table. #Exceltip #nerdtalk As you were&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/meikame\/statuses\/179959806545764352\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Memorize all shortcut keys in excel to the extent that you need mouse no more to do your work. #tipstobecomeanactuary *burn the mouse!* <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/afiqhamzah\/statuses\/179813385930674176\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If it is wrong to &lt;3 Excel Pivot Charts I don&#8217;t want to be right. \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SewPixie\/statuses\/179663912961179648\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>its adorable when people who don&#8217;t know excel use excel and try to make it &quot;pretty&quot;. its annoying when i then have to work with the &quot;pretty&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lemonhead82\/statuses\/179692697936871424\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I attempted creating graphs for my data using Excel, but I simply cannot. I am incapable. It is impossible. It trolls. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Jesamania\/statuses\/179652234274017280\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You: problem solving that potentially saves lives. Me: Problem solving that fixes an excel spreadsheet formula. Um&#8230;&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/moosh\/statuses\/179931023554002944\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Seriously Excel how hard is it to graph X vs Y? I&#8217;ll even select the colums I want you to compare because I&#8217;m nice like that. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LobsterRageFist\/statuses\/180072309657317376\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>When I sort by name in a spreadsheet &#8211; I expect it to be alphabetical. In what language is T before R in the alphabet excel? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/dessessopsid\/statuses\/179744295018971136\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Husband has just told me he is building an &quot;irreconcilable differences&quot; excel spreadsheet. <s>#<\/s>newlyweddedbliss <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/missusrachie\/statuses\/179682637458313216\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Related Links<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before you burn you mouse, make sure that you really know all the Excel shortcut keys. Otherwise, you and Excel might end up with irreconcilable differences. Making a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet with all my potential jobs on it. This is how real nerds assess their career options. \u25ba you would think I would love a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/15\/excel-twitter-20120315\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120315&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}