{"id":1509,"date":"2012-03-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/22\/excel-twitter-20120322\/"},"modified":"2012-03-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-22T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120322","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/22\/excel-twitter-20120322\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120322"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/image17.png\" width=\"102\" height=\"150\" \/> When you hit corporate rock bottom, you can try out for The Apprentice, and flaunt your Excel skills there. Or go to the Dairy Queen for an Excel-lent ice cream great.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Everyone wants Advanced Excel, pivot tables, Look ups, but there seems to be little call for clean hands. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/1607WestEgg\/statuses\/182451066879741952\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li>Haha that guy on the apprentice says his mind works like an excel spreadsheet!! #geek <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/TomRichards_1\/statuses\/182584128833728512\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s sad that my first thought this morning was &#8211; &quot;i really love the new features in excel 2011.&quot; I have hit a corporate rock bottom. #Help <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/sarahjbaker\/statuses\/182470867719159809\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I received a resume in an Excel spreadsheet today. It&#8217;s a first. When (or if) I interview: &quot;In B14 you worked at ___. Tell me about that.&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/brethailey\/statuses\/182277254477393920\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Trying to figure out in Excel how to do a stacked, clustered bar chart. So now I am craving Dairy Queen. Sounds like something on their menu <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/1ifiona\/statuses\/182558404672356352\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Hell is &quot;minor tweaks&quot; to excel charts. The road to hell is paved with unresizeable 640px dialog boxes. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mikemccracken\/statuses\/182198897152765952\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li>You know what would be cool? If pivot tables didn&#8217;t make my Excel crash ALL THE TIME! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LiveLoveFab\/statuses\/181740348408741888\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>The problem with Excel is numbers. I&#8217;m okay with words. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Rockjaw\/statuses\/182199781295271936\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>If you find yourself thinking &quot;Maybe this Excel chart would look cool with 3-D bars\/pie\/whatever&quot;, remind yourself that it won&#8217;t. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/petdance\/statuses\/182486080149401600\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>#theapprentice I rank everything in my life like an excel spreadsheet&#8230;dear oh dear&#8230;this is why I love this show! #love2hate <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/HelenaRosePlans\/statuses\/182575817635807232\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li>Let it be know: I love Excel. We met working together (I know, I know, office romances aren&#8217;t the best idea) and we&#8217;re very happy. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/AntheaHalsey\/statuses\/182470499471863808\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Day building pivot tables in excel, they&#8217;re rubbish I&#8217;ll just code it in future much more satisfying and leads to less cursing! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Clavdivs1\/statuses\/182509325795852288\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Taking an Intermediate Excel class I expected to learn about pivot tables and.complex functions&#8230;not color-coding tabs&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SunnyDC2\/statuses\/182496588235677696\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Related Excel Links<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charting Tools\" href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/72kR1\">Excel Charting Tools<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you hit corporate rock bottom, you can try out for The Apprentice, and flaunt your Excel skills there. Or go to the Dairy Queen for an Excel-lent ice cream great. Everyone wants Advanced Excel, pivot tables, Look ups, but there seems to be little call for clean hands. \u25ba&#160; Haha that guy on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/22\/excel-twitter-20120322\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120322&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}