{"id":1510,"date":"2012-03-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/23\/excel-twitter-20120323\/"},"modified":"2012-03-23T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120323","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/23\/excel-twitter-20120323\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120323"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00000J0HG\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B00000J0HG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=B00000J0HG&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B00000J0HG\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/> You might be able to create your charts on an Etch-a-Sketch, but the colour choices won&#8217;t be as plentiful as they are in Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Boss: OMG look what happened to our excel file! WTF! Me: I did that, you asked me to yesterday Boss: oh. Well&#8230;.ok <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/NFigucia\/statuses\/182469026943995904\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>OH Excel, I love how you can turn 8 hours of work in to 1! #ExcelFunctionsAndFormulas \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BendyGal\/statuses\/182860230047182849\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li>No, I do not want to put my copy in an Xcel spreadsheet. Pretty sure I&#8217;m allergic. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jaimejo\/statuses\/182893380571897857\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Nothing gets me more excited than condensing 3 years of data into a well built pivot table #AnalystTurnOns <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jtaylo9\/statuses\/182201087703515136\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Caught doucheboss making an Excel spreadsheet. Of news articles. About him. What a pathetic little creature. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/wisertoday\/statuses\/182617212547366913\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Iced coffee: check. Foo Fighters on iPod: check. Pretending to work by keeping open a random Excel file with numbers: check. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/AtmanThakrar\/statuses\/182838613988474880\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Sitting at work. Decided to ditch Excel and use an Etch A Sketch. If I screw up, I will just shake it and start over. #Romney <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/joeweist\/statuses\/182594381302341632\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Just made an Excel chart with who gets medicine, when, and where. Otherwise I fear someone&#8217;s ear drops are going up someone else&#8217;s nose. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/beckyd\/statuses\/182844525163712513\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Typing my dad&#8217;s class record into an Excel Spreadsheet. Being a professor like a boss. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ianvillaruel\/statuses\/182664605779234817\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li>PowerPivot is the devil in a blue dress if not handled correctly. Thats why governance is soo important. #SP2010 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/AlistairPugin\/statuses\/182911091305758720\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Tonight Sean made a wedding stoplight chart in excel to organize tasks\/ due dates, and my heart skipped a beat. #trueromance <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LCtweets\/statuses\/182679436670414848\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li>You know you are old when your mate sends around an excel spreadsheet of ibiza prices to all the lads. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Schnoozlepanger\/statuses\/182470944516878338\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Unless by &quot;Compile an Excel spreadsheet&quot; you meant &quot;play Angry Birds again&quot;, sorry boss, you lost me again <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Joey_Scoundrel\/statuses\/182458483281629184\">\u25ba<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>the microsoft excel content on a message board called &quot;straight dope advice&quot; didn&#8217;t solve my vlookup problem. #trulyshocked #lastresort <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/claire_eileen\/statuses\/182906493585203200\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Related Excel Links<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charting Tools\" href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/72kR1\">Excel Charting Tools<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might be able to create your charts on an Etch-a-Sketch, but the colour choices won&#8217;t be as plentiful as they are in Excel. Boss: OMG look what happened to our excel file! WTF! Me: I did that, you asked me to yesterday Boss: oh. Well&#8230;.ok \u25ba OH Excel, I love how you can turn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/23\/excel-twitter-20120323\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120323&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}