{"id":1514,"date":"2012-03-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/27\/excel-twitter-20120327\/"},"modified":"2012-03-27T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120327","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/27\/excel-twitter-20120327\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120327"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/image19.png\" width=\"137\" height=\"137\" \/> If your dad wants you to become an accountant, just pretend that you don&#8217;t know enough Excel. Maybe you could slice bread for a living instead.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>After working in excel for 3 hours, &quot;Do you want to save the changes you made?&quot;&#8230; You probably know what I clicked. #FML <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/likeavirgil\/statuses\/182854922935599104\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>When you work with an accounting department, you cant but feel that excel is the greatest thing man invented..not that slice bread. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/sagarch\/statuses\/184406971045265408\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>I have come to a conclusion that all the successful people are brilliant at Excel, whereas I struggle to make a simple 3-variable pie chart. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/aboutwang\/statuses\/184155050531237891\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>Opening bell, LCD Soundsystem, Excel, and 30mg of work ethic all hit me at once; the joyous symphony of Monday morning. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ComfortablySmug\/statuses\/184271718750232576\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>And stupid excel. Rounded off a bank account and now I get in trouble for that \ud83d\ude10 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/iWanderluster\/statuses\/184190875956543488\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Just discovered you can&#8217;t use medians in pivot tables in Excel? Seriously? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/deepakinseattle\/statuses\/183698223435751424\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I optimized someone&#8217;s Excel VBA code. Execution time from 3hours to 1min. Same number of code lines&#8230; That&#8217;s awesome! #LessTimeWasted <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/sansinterets\/statuses\/184323272295448577\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>well staring at an excel spreadsheet for hours gives me a headache .. glad im not going to be an accountant like my dad wanted me to be <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/MacDaddy2o2o\/statuses\/184073944888909825\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>Dude in my computer class kept sayin &quot;Ima punch this computer in the face&quot; &amp; &quot;I will fight a computer&quot; cause he couldn&#8217;t work Excel properly <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/MonNomEst_Angel\/statuses\/184377216514277376\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>During naptime today I ____. (My answer: made a boatload of tables + charts in Ppt\/Excel.) #toddlermom #workingmom <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/smallerstuff\/statuses\/183993482917060608\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>Just spot some bugs in a spreadsheet made by other departments&#8230;I would pretend that I don&#8217;t know excel enough to fix it \u2013..- <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/tsuukaku\/statuses\/184145186979450880\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Related Excel Links<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charting Tools\" href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/72kR1\">Excel Charting Tools<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA School\" href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/rJ6KH\">Excel VBA School<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your dad wants you to become an accountant, just pretend that you don&#8217;t know enough Excel. Maybe you could slice bread for a living instead. After working in excel for 3 hours, &quot;Do you want to save the changes you made?&quot;&#8230; You probably know what I clicked. #FML \u25ba&#160; When you work with an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/27\/excel-twitter-20120327\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120327&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}