{"id":1522,"date":"2012-04-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/02\/excel-twitter-20120402\/"},"modified":"2012-04-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120402","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/02\/excel-twitter-20120402\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120402"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/image.png\" width=\"104\" height=\"124\" \/>If you won the Mega Millions lottery, you can buy a shoe tracker app. Otherwise, you can just build one in Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You better believe if I could put that excel workbook on the fridge I would. But the file is massiveeeeee #nerdtweet <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/kflip9\/statuses\/185125657989234689\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;ve failed in life when you can&#8217;t even get excel to make a simple line graph #ipreferthepaperandpendays <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/meganthesmit\/statuses\/186166159211638786\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I currently have an advanced excel workbook, a hard hat, and baby wipes in my backseat. What is going on?! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/MarkRekers\/statuses\/185552012358848513\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>My dad would be ashamed of me right now. I&#8217;m sacking Excel for Word as I have noooo clue how to work it! Hahahaha! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/daniaeneser\/statuses\/185759857490665473\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The nerd life: Adding used book sale books into home library spreadsheet on a Saturday night. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/book__sniffer\/statuses\/186265825672568832\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>I think I need to host a &quot;how to use excel&quot; seminar for folks at work. With emphasis on &quot;how not to overwrite formula cells&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lady_songsmith\/statuses\/185793548791185408\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>According to my Mega Millions excel worksheet (MMew) the chance of me winning the $500 million is 50% #CantArgueWithStatistics <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Nick_Libonati\/statuses\/185764898561736704\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dreaming. In horizontal, vertical, compartments, colours and figures. LIFE is a spreadsheet! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/aurose77\/statuses\/185926182141820929\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>I would be lying if I said I didn&#8217;t cry a little in frustration while doing my Excel workbook for IS&#8230; #hatethisclass <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/cookieegirll\/statuses\/185784229861400576\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Love it when you need to make a spreadsheet for something and then find that &quot;there&#8217;s an app for that&quot; #ShoeTracker <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/barrioo\/statuses\/186109942435037184\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Argh, my Blue Screen of Death has saved my entire Excel Workbook cell format as Kr currency \u2013 I could say a rude word\u2026\u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JonathanHolt60\/statuses\/185746374208405504\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Also, I made graphs to go along with my tax spreadsheet. It&#8217;s a nice visualization of my pain. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ArielReyes91\/statuses\/186006684454498305\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Related Excel Links<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charting Tools\" href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/72kR1\">Excel Charting Tools<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you won the Mega Millions lottery, you can buy a shoe tracker app. Otherwise, you can just build one in Excel. You better believe if I could put that excel workbook on the fridge I would. But the file is massiveeeeee #nerdtweet \u25ba&#160; You know you&#8217;ve failed in life when you can&#8217;t even get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/02\/excel-twitter-20120402\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120402&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}