{"id":1524,"date":"2012-04-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/03\/excel-twitter-20120403\/"},"modified":"2012-04-03T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120403","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/03\/excel-twitter-20120403\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120403"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/image1.png\" width=\"112\" height=\"93\" \/>Ignore the grocery checkout guy \u2013 it&#8217;s perfectly normal to create your shopping list in Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just solved a co-worker&#8217;s excel problem. WITH SCIENCE. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/AdamJensenSI\/statuses\/186651774730510338\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>Hell is an endless Excel spreadsheet of math and a room of noisy coworkers. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JamesNapJr\/statuses\/186924486430441472\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll spend the rest of the day in Excel. You can find me via vlookup(). I&#8217;ll hang around the pivot table. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/HibariTower\/statuses\/185900315646758912\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>Mocked by the grocery store checkout dude because I had my shopping list in an Excel spreadsheet. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BrianWalsworth\/statuses\/186627112948600833\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Shouldn&#8217;t have made that stupid GWA calculator excel file cos now the grades under the &quot;lowest acceptable&quot; column are coming true &lt;\/\/\/\/\/\/3 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/p_attyc\/statuses\/186838283601453058\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>Instead of messing around with Excel Pivot Tables, I imported the whole deal into MYSQL and got the answers the old fashioned way: hacking. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/AndoRoots\/statuses\/185366999793283072\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Choosing Pet Insurance is HARD. I&#8217;ve got an excel doc open with pivot tables for 7 carriers, 20 plan options and 7 scenarios of needed care. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/2xlp\/statuses\/186571491742203904\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>I have spent over 16 hours the last few days on this damn Excel problem. I have decided it&#8217;s not me, it&#8217;s Excel. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Molarity1983\/statuses\/186692897314312192\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Purple pivot tables in excel 2010. Now I am happy. \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/finbarvano\/statuses\/185803782691635200\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Time to write about a dangerous weekend in Prince George&#8217;s involving more shootings that I can accurately count. Excel chart is essential. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/DanieljGross\/statuses\/186836644651991040\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Once I year I bemoan the fact that I don&#8217;t know Excel. Just about ready to make a graph with a ruler &amp; crayons. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hstryk\/statuses\/186530544325103616\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Related Excel Links<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charting Tools\" href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/72kR1\">Excel Charting Tools<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weekly Meal Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-weekly-meal-planner.html\">Excel Weekly Meal Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ignore the grocery checkout guy \u2013 it&#8217;s perfectly normal to create your shopping list in Excel. Just solved a co-worker&#8217;s excel problem. WITH SCIENCE. \u25ba&#160; Hell is an endless Excel spreadsheet of math and a room of noisy coworkers. \u25ba I&#8217;ll spend the rest of the day in Excel. You can find me via vlookup(). &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/03\/excel-twitter-20120403\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120403&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}