{"id":1529,"date":"2012-04-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/09\/excel-twitter-20120409\/"},"modified":"2012-04-08T20:25:08","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T00:25:08","slug":"excel-twitter-20120409","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/09\/excel-twitter-20120409\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120409"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1400052939\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1400052939\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; display: inline\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ASIN=1400052939&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=exceltheatre-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1400052939\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>If Excel could talk, would it really sound like Marvin from The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy? Would it be perfect husband material?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I typed a date into an excel spreadsheet on Thursday and it changed into a random number. I immediately called the bomb squad. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/RickHarwood\/statuses\/188917445455654912\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Am juggling twin tasks of making a pot of sambhar and extracting data from an Excel pivot table. Maami says &quot;Such perfect husband material&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/purisubzi\/statuses\/188840222954491904\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I made an excel spreadsheet cataloging all of my clothes&#8230;what kind of monster have I become? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ToriMarcinek\/statuses\/189111942697320449\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d rather draw my graphs personally on paper, than to watch a YouTube tutorial teaching me how to draw them on Excel #sadunilife <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/suet_ying\/statuses\/187918433575387138\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Today spent all day making graphs in Excel. If Excel could speak, I think it would sound like Marvin from Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/VoivodGirl\/statuses\/188839300308287489\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<li>Running a macro for pivot tables on excel is *really* not conducive to my current dizziness&amp;threatening nausea. Too much movement going on! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/nadia_ass\/statuses\/187800137362448384\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d rather take a puck off the collarbone than look at one more spreadsheet #notafinancemajor <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/wolfydub\/statuses\/188022299096657920\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Calculating numbers, and creating a pie chart for those numbers without the books help on Excel&#8230;..I feel so smart \ud83d\ude09 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CubanJacob\/statuses\/188695222522359808\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You should see the Excel workbook I made for work. Cut our monthly work down by 2 days at least. So complex but so effective. #ButNoPayRaise <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JagsTom\/statuses\/188428433313898496\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dad looks at my graphs I did on excel &quot;oh what a beauty&quot; &quot;excuse me?&quot; #lovemydad <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JanelleMercier\/statuses\/188460159557836801\">\u25ba<\/a>&#160;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Related Excel Links<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charting Tools\" href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/72kR1\">Excel Charting Tools<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel could talk, would it really sound like Marvin from The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy? Would it be perfect husband material? I typed a date into an excel spreadsheet on Thursday and it changed into a random number. I immediately called the bomb squad. \u25ba Am juggling twin tasks of making a pot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/09\/excel-twitter-20120409\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120409&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1530,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions\/1530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}