{"id":1540,"date":"2012-04-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/20\/excel-twitter-20120420\/"},"modified":"2012-06-08T12:18:44","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T16:18:44","slug":"excel-twitter-20120420","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/20\/excel-twitter-20120420\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120420"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/image7.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/image_thumb.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"96\" height=\"96\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Do you dream about doing Excel stuff all day? Or is that a nightmare? Maybe the answer depends on the pay level.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I don&#8217;t understand people who use these fancy $ budgeting websites. It&#8217;s called an Excel spreadsheet, people. Simple as that. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Koenig44\/statuses\/193013006853083137\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>there&#8217;s only so long I can stare at an Excel spreadsheet before I go blind! need cute kitty pics stat! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/dizzycocoa\/statuses\/192346623223930881\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My afternoon has flown by thanks to Excel analysis&#8230;does that make me weird? My graphs are pretty <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/GabbieRobinson\/statuses\/192998720562937856\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If u hold the down arrow key in an excel 2003 workbook starting at cell A1 it will go as far as A650000 and take 45 mins and 50 secs #bored<strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Gavvlak\/statuses\/193050444820529153\">\u25ba<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n<li>My phone just corrected &#8216;graphs&#8217; to &#8216;Iraqis&#8217;. Now my brother thinks I want help making Iraqis on Excel. #predictivetextfail #simplethings <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Claire_LD\/statuses\/192614927888945154\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>That or a pivot table. I hear some combination of fire and pivot tables solves most Excel problems. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/UsernameNumber\/statuses\/192962989362659330\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hey man you leave Excel alone! Excel rocks. If people used Excel properly no-one would have a problem with it. &gt;:( <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mintimperial\/statuses\/192962121372401666\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>With just a capped pen and an LCD monitor, you too can turn a mundane excel spreadsheet into a very unsatisfying game of Fruit Ninja. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JonBaker\/statuses\/193082661818990592\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Never EVER get bored with #Excel. Surely there must be a (highly paid) job out there that would allow me to &#8220;do Excel stuff&#8221; all day. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/MAKnights\/statuses\/192960556800540673\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Creepy guy keeps notes on dates, posts them on Excel spreadsheet on internet. Hit him in face with sock full of condensed bellyache please <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/DaveKessler1\/statuses\/192809793390514176\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>When I close my eyes all I see is an Excel spreadsheet with numbers swirling around. Getting to sleep tonight should be fun. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/S_cerevisiae\/statuses\/193107004015906816\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I wish everyone got as excited about excel as I did&#8230;so they wouldn&#8217;t look at me weird when I giggle due to my epic spreadsheet #nerd <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/4hissanity\/statuses\/193098810380128256\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This evening &#8211; just me, the football, beers and a massive excel spreadsheet. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/GDhta\/statuses\/192686542643404803\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Making an Excel Workbook idiot-proof. Harder than you may think. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/S0nicH\/statuses\/192613493168545792\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you dream about doing Excel stuff all day? Or is that a nightmare? Maybe the answer depends on the pay level. I don&#8217;t understand people who use these fancy $ budgeting websites. It&#8217;s called an Excel spreadsheet, people. Simple as that. \u25ba there&#8217;s only so long I can stare at an Excel spreadsheet before &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/20\/excel-twitter-20120420\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120420&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1550,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions\/1550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}