{"id":1543,"date":"2012-04-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/23\/excel-twitter-20120423\/"},"modified":"2012-06-08T12:18:17","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T16:18:17","slug":"excel-twitter-20120423","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/23\/excel-twitter-20120423\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120423"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border: 0px;\" title=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/image8.png\" alt=\"image\" width=\"109\" height=\"103\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/>Some people are using Excel to keep track of their online dating, and beauty products. I&#8217;d rather have old people problems, like poorly formatted forms.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My boss just perked up when I said &#8220;pivot table&#8221;. #NERDALERT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/cxianet\/statuses\/193051446822965249\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If pivot tables were a source of sustainable nutrition I wouldn&#8217;t need to eat for a week. Holy freaking Excel day. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/search\/%23I\"><s>#<\/s><strong>I<\/strong><\/a>&#8216;mHungry <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/zwillymassa\/statuses\/193451754959024128\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Who wakes up a 3am on a Saturday because they had an idea about an Excel chart???? me. thats who. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/onlyAshleigh\/statuses\/193603763230097409\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I reactivated my twitter just to ask if anyone knows how to make a damn graph on excel,help me!!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/estephhany\/statuses\/193193352466935808\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Joey made fun of me bc I keep an Excel spreadsheet of my fav beauty products&#8230; Ok, so I&#8217;m a nerd for beauty, so what?! &gt;;[ <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/instaglam\/statuses\/193438206405001217\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I wish I could write Excel Macros like a boss. My job would be so much easier. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/gmkatopodis\/statuses\/193402460440756224\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The moment of horror when Excel unexpectedly shuts down your chem lab with 27 different graphs. #saveitplease <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CatherineRiccio\/statuses\/193085428763607042\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I wish I could put the contents of my closet into a pivot table. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/DonCheKnow\/statuses\/193355463906181122\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>finally figured out scroll lock was on after a day of manually clicking between excel cells because arrows &#8220;didn&#8217;t work&#8221; #fml <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/br0nc080\/statuses\/193081878532730880\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Poorly formatted Excel forms at work annoy me to no end. I don&#8217;t know why people signed off on this crap. #oldpeopleproblems <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/elbee\/statuses\/193471736669421568\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Nothing more frustrating than working in an Excel spreadsheet where every cell has a live URL in it. Right click+R, you are my new bff. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/dianego\/statuses\/193482327840665600\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Open Excel. Give the file a name, save it. That&#8217;s my dating spreadsheet. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/koldfusion\/statuses\/193706317242834945\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My boss accidentally showed an excel sheet with all our names listed PLUS a column called &#8220;Observed Behavior&#8221;. Time to update resume. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/tahoboi\/statuses\/193212876897525760\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Am I the only one who has an Excel spreadsheet of all the artists\/songs\/albums I&#8217;ve ever liked since the age of 12? This is why I&#8217;m a loser. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Miakaa\/statuses\/193133187730386944\">\u25ba<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people are using Excel to keep track of their online dating, and beauty products. I&#8217;d rather have old people problems, like poorly formatted forms. My boss just perked up when I said &#8220;pivot table&#8221;. #NERDALERT \u25ba If pivot tables were a source of sustainable nutrition I wouldn&#8217;t need to eat for a week. Holy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/04\/23\/excel-twitter-20120423\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120423&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1549,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543\/revisions\/1549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}