{"id":1557,"date":"2012-06-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/18\/excel-twitter-20120618\/"},"modified":"2012-06-18T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-18T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120618","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/18\/excel-twitter-20120618\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120618"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re trying to look intelligent, avoid using rainbow graphs, cartoons, and 3-D pie charts in that fake Excel file that&#8217;s always open. A <a title=\"pivot table\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pivot-table.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">pivot table<\/a> makes a good impression though.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If we could ban faux-3d pie charts from Excel the world would be a better place. #MarkingStudentsAssignments <\/li>\n<li>I will pay someone to come up with a presentation on how to create charts\/graphs on excel! I don&#8217;t have time for this!!! Grrrr <\/li>\n<li>If there was an ap\/site that changed normal excel charts into cartoon animals, I would use that. <\/li>\n<li>making a killer playlist and a tall glass of boone&#8217;s farm to get me through hours of excel spreadsheets&#8230; #classy #dayinthelife <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve become a master of having an excel spreadsheet open at all times to make me look busy and somewhat intelligent <\/li>\n<li>Who are these people who don&#8217;t know what a pivot table is? <\/li>\n<li>I asked my boss to help me with an MS Excel problem that Ive been trying to figure out for the past hour He solved it in 2 mins. #WHOAH <\/li>\n<li>losing weight the only way I know how, with GRAPHS. new Excel 2007 means I can have RAINBOW GRAPHS <\/li>\n<li>Have we really gotten to Generation Z? Will the generations keep going like an Excel spreadsheet or do we need a new workbook? <\/li>\n<li>Mass panic caused by hidden cells in an excel spreadsheet &#8211; Averted <\/li>\n<li>Thinking of putting on my resume &quot;Ability to Excel spreadsheet my way out of any disaster&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I just asked Excel to fill every blank cell with 7 Ys by accident. Well that&#8217;s one way to make work entertaining! #fail <\/li>\n<li>I am creating an Excel spreadsheet for my nail polish. I&#8217;ve hit an all-time low. #adminforlife #nailpolishaddict <\/li>\n<li>Asked Excel to subtract one five digit number from another five digit number. The answer it&#8217;s given me is &quot;October 1985&quot;. Stupid formatting. <\/li>\n<li>Note to self: never tell your boss your and Excel expert. Merging 200 email lists is so unfun. <\/li>\n<li>Maaaaaybe if you&#8217;re 65 years old you shouldn&#8217;t talk to me about Excel as if I&#8217;ve never heard of it. #shaaddup <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_______<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re trying to look intelligent, avoid using rainbow graphs, cartoons, and 3-D pie charts in that fake Excel file that&#8217;s always open. A pivot table makes a good impression though. If we could ban faux-3d pie charts from Excel the world would be a better place. #MarkingStudentsAssignments I will pay someone to come up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/18\/excel-twitter-20120618\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120618&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}