{"id":1558,"date":"2012-06-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/19\/excel-twitter-20120619\/"},"modified":"2012-06-19T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-19T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120619","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/19\/excel-twitter-20120619\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120619"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Participating in a <a title=\"VLOOKUP\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">VLOOKUP<\/a> competition might be a sign that you need a vacation. Or maybe some OLE action would brighten your day.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>He recalled of the time his boss told him, \u201cIf you can&#8217;t use Excel without a mouse, keep your r\u00e9sum\u00e9 updated.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>Excel: &quot;Microsoft is waiting for another application to complete an OLE action&quot; I don&#8217;t want a fiesta!!! I just wanna work!!! <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a POSSIBILITY that I&#8217;m deciding on a potential holiday cottage using my own comparisons Excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t stand the standard grey chart area and excessive gridlines on excel template. And people just leave them in! Argh. <\/li>\n<li>Nothing like a Force Quit to cap off an afternoon. Because yes, Excel, clearly my work would be much, much better the second time around. <\/li>\n<li>Then the Customer told me that he needs 1 dashboard page with 16 Gauges, 2 Charts, 1 Pivot Table and you know what I asked the customer \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>if you&#8217;re happy because you&#8217;re excel file is password protected DON&#8217;T I can crack it in 5 minutes. stupid MS security <\/li>\n<li>Perhaps having 150,000 rows in this spreadsheet was a bit of an overkill, it takes about ten minutes to do anything ;\/ <\/li>\n<li>NTS: never ever lie to your employers and tell them you love Microsoft Excel and making spreadsheets. Someone help me! #noob <\/li>\n<li>I love it when my job is reduced to showing impatient, overreactive people how to print off Excel worklists properly. <\/li>\n<li>I did so much Excel yesterday even Facebook looked like a spreadsheet to me. <\/li>\n<li>You know it&#8217;s a slow day at work when the auditors start competing to see how fast they can complete a vlookup in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>These ppl at work think I have advanced excel skills&#8230;I&#8217;ve googled everything they&#8217;ve asked me to ever do #thankugoogle&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t used Excel graphs in a while. They&#8217;ve changed all the colours. I approve although they should&#8217;ve run it by me first, really. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Participating in a VLOOKUP competition might be a sign that you need a vacation. Or maybe some OLE action would brighten your day. He recalled of the time his boss told him, \u201cIf you can&#8217;t use Excel without a mouse, keep your r\u00e9sum\u00e9 updated.\u201d Excel: &quot;Microsoft is waiting for another application to complete an OLE &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/19\/excel-twitter-20120619\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120619&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}