{"id":1564,"date":"2012-06-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/27\/excel-twitter-20120627\/"},"modified":"2012-06-27T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120627","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/27\/excel-twitter-20120627\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120627"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Working with Excel all day can give you a migraine, or provide you with comedy material to entertain your friends and family. Or both.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Somewhere, the universe is being held together with nothing more than an Excel spreadsheet running on Windows XP. <\/li>\n<li>#HonestyHour I love formatting the excel sheet rather than doing actual work! \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Excel gives me a headache. And yet first spreadsheet was &quot;so pretty that it needs a friend&quot;..not my words <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m editing an Excel spreadsheet that spans two monitors, one is widescreen, the other one not wide enough! <\/li>\n<li>I keep a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet of all the most useful acronyms. I&#8217;d email it, but it&#8217;s 280mb and I&#8217;m on dial up. <\/li>\n<li>If this is what the real world is like, colleges should only teach PowerPoint and Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Gonna release our next album as a limited edition Microsoft Excel pivot table <\/li>\n<li>Hey Spreadsheet, maybe you should &#8216;excel&#8217; at saving yourself! &#8211; COOL JOKE I JUST TOLD MY WIFE <\/li>\n<li>Just when I think I understand and comprehend EXCEL sheets. It throws me a curve ball and I get an instant migraine. #FML <\/li>\n<li>My Excel-Spreadsheet-Nerd side is bursting out like the Hulk!&#8230;did someone tick me off or do I just love spreadsheets this much? #BigIdeas <\/li>\n<li>I love hiding cells on Excel. Makes me feel sneaky. <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t normally work in Excel, but I have been in it all day! Prediction: I will dream of mathematical formulas and pivot tables tonight. <\/li>\n<li>Love my boss. Him: &quot;These files aren&#8217;t on my computer, they&#8217;re in Excel.&quot; Me: [\u2026explains\u2026] Him: &quot;Whatever.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Using a pen to fix up one of the graphs because excel got it wrong. \u2013.- great<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Working with Excel all day can give you a migraine, or provide you with comedy material to entertain your friends and family. Or both. Somewhere, the universe is being held together with nothing more than an Excel spreadsheet running on Windows XP. #HonestyHour I love formatting the excel sheet rather than doing actual work! \ud83d\ude00 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/27\/excel-twitter-20120627\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120627&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}