{"id":1566,"date":"2012-06-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/29\/excel-twitter-20120629\/"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:23:44","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:23:44","slug":"excel-twitter-20120629","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/29\/excel-twitter-20120629\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120629"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you find an Excel macro that saves you a billion years of work, be sure to write it down, or pin it to your <a title=\"Excel Tips board in Pinterest\" href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/ddalgleish\/microsoft-excel-tips\/\">Excel Tips board in Pinterest<\/a>. Otherwise, you&#8217;ll never find it later, when you need it.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Is my love for excel spreadsheets something that shouldn&#8217;t be announced via twitter? #idontcare #nowyouknow<\/li>\n<li>Not even 8am and excel has already locked up my computer #badsigns<\/li>\n<li>Jeez, Microsoft, it&#8217;s 2012&#8230; would it BANKRUPT you to give us a couple more string functions for Excel worksheets?<\/li>\n<li>The error-bar feature in Excel was clearly designed by someone who had never encountered any data ever in any capacity.<\/li>\n<li>I am wearing the new Google Glasses. My whole world now looks like a giant Excel spreadsheet<\/li>\n<li>I would do a spreadsheet tabulating my jealousy and excitement but sadly can&#8217;t as I am only basic level Excel trained&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>As I stare at an excel spreadsheet, I ask myself, &#8220;Was my life really supposed to turn out like this?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>currently cleaning up a spreadsheet of customers from the last 10 years, just 200 to go&#8230; who can beat that for excitement this morning?<\/li>\n<li>This is just the start. The day will come when Microsoft Excel takes on a murderous life of it&#8217;s own.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re a &#8220;digital agency&#8221;, and your idea of an issue tracker is an Excel spreadsheet, you really need to review your internal process.<\/li>\n<li>My boss pissed me off with this excel spreadsheet, so I&#8217;m rainbow highlighting everything and sending it back #officewars<\/li>\n<li>That moment when you realize you&#8217;ve sorted an excel spreadsheet and missed a column&#8230;and saved it. No undo. Oh joy.<\/li>\n<li>If d sheep manages to jump over d fence, goes to X-axis, if it fails, it goes to Y-axis #insomnia =IF(&#8220;sheep jumps&#8221;=success,&#8221;X&#8221;,&#8221;Y&#8221;) #excel<\/li>\n<li>Got an even newer game. &#8216;Excel Spreadsheet or new Muse song title?&#8217; You have to guess which the word or phrase is. First word: &#8220;Discrepancy&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Just saved a billion years of copy pasting with a VBA macro in Excel for Mac. I didn&#8217;t think I could love Excel any more. I was wrong.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you find an Excel macro that saves you a billion years of work, be sure to write it down, or pin it to your Excel Tips board in Pinterest. Otherwise, you&#8217;ll never find it later, when you need it. Is my love for excel spreadsheets something that shouldn&#8217;t be announced via twitter? #idontcare #nowyouknow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/06\/29\/excel-twitter-20120629\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120629&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1566"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3048,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566\/revisions\/3048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}