{"id":1570,"date":"2012-07-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/02\/excel-twitter-20120702\/"},"modified":"2012-07-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120702","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/02\/excel-twitter-20120702\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120702"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Too bad you don&#8217;t get a gift card for every day that you work in Excel. That nerd crown must be worth a few dollars though.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just received an Excel spreadsheet with all the cells filled with a variance on this: 310.603 + 83.947 + 125.920 Today is being awesome. <\/li>\n<li>I hate it when people come in with questions and I can&#8217;t help them! Goddamn Excel Pivot Tables on MACS! It&#8217;s like 3 nightmares in one! <\/li>\n<li>The home Excel won&#8217;t nest as much as the work Excel. Disappointed but not surprised. Must be cleverer. <\/li>\n<li>I literally just made an Excel spreadsheet so I can record my exercises and weight each day. I&#8217;m turning into my mother. #yikes <\/li>\n<li>i literally want to send this guy&#8217;s excel document to a museum. it&#8217;s like a beautiful work of art. all the gorgeous formulas. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel apparently only allows 1,048,570 rows. Just when I needed 1,048,571. #fml <\/li>\n<li>Do you know how to make a chart in excel? What I wanted to say:&quot;Click the chart button&#8230;dumbass&quot; What I said: &quot;Click the chart button&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I got an award at work today thanks to that excel calculator I made \ud83d\ude42 The award even included a $25 gift card! Huzzah <\/li>\n<li>Today at work I taught the IT guy how to use COUNTIFS and a pivot table in excel, guess who wears the nerd crown now! <\/li>\n<li>These days..half of my time goes into Explaining the formula&#8217;s in excel to my Boss. <\/li>\n<li>I wish there was a Grand Slam of Excel so I could go somewhere exotic and watch my wife do a pivot table quicker than the French No. 1. <\/li>\n<li>Oh you know; just waiting for an Excel formula to work on 155,073 items. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve just used a pivot table for the very first time (using the patented &#8216;poke at the menu&#8217; approach). I feel so accomplished. <\/li>\n<li>Lol at the 55 year old lady at work who taught me a shortcut on excel and called it &quot;sexy&quot; <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the reward for a hard days work of excel sheets? Yup you know it more excel sheets! #HellYeah<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too bad you don&#8217;t get a gift card for every day that you work in Excel. That nerd crown must be worth a few dollars though. Just received an Excel spreadsheet with all the cells filled with a variance on this: 310.603 + 83.947 + 125.920 Today is being awesome. I hate it when people &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/02\/excel-twitter-20120702\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120702&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}