{"id":1572,"date":"2012-07-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-04T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/04\/excel-twitter-20120704\/"},"modified":"2012-07-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120704","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/04\/excel-twitter-20120704\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120704"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Fourth of July! Did you make all your Excel sheets in red, white and blue today? Or did you step away from Excel for a while, to clear your head?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel is always asking me if I &quot;trust&quot; the contents of a spreadsheet. Are they usually not trustworthy or something <\/li>\n<li>Oh dear, another day at work. It wouldn&#8217;t be so Bad if they let me play games on the computers but noooooo those are for excel! <\/li>\n<li>Just discovered there&#8217;s a team of three who provide support to Department staff on optimal colours for spreadsheet cells. #auspol <\/li>\n<li>OMG I am actually writing Excel VBA code. Sob&#8230; it was not meant to be like this! Please send help! <\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t work out how to work out something in Excel. Can&#8217;t help but feel the universe is playing a joke on me. #whatismaths <\/li>\n<li>you can find anything you need on google &#8211; even code to clean up an unruly excel doc. VBA, you are now my friend! <\/li>\n<li>I just said in all sincerity &quot;A chart can be compelling&quot;, I think I need to step away from the Excel file for awhile. <\/li>\n<li>I just Googled &quot;how to work Microsoft Excel.&quot; Since when did I fall behind technology? Excuse me as I need more paper for my typewriter&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Old people in the work force should be required to take excel training. Like renewing their license make sure they are up with times <\/li>\n<li>Haven&#8217;t proposed to anyone in a while, I want to marry this pivot table I&#8217;m working on&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>My boss thinks I&#8217;m an Excel master now. Uh-oh. What have I done?! <\/li>\n<li>I spent my day putting data from sales invoices onto an excel spreadsheet. Yeah, it IS as exciting as it sounds. o_0 <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft: Do you have a *reason* why Undo applies to every open Excel spreadsheet, not just the one I&#8217;m currently looking at? #FAIL <\/li>\n<li>Hubs: &quot;I have a really interesting Excel problem&quot;. Me: Blank stare. #dork <\/li>\n<li>Color coded my excel spreadsheet in red, white, and blue. #Merica&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Fourth of July! Did you make all your Excel sheets in red, white and blue today? Or did you step away from Excel for a while, to clear your head? Excel is always asking me if I &quot;trust&quot; the contents of a spreadsheet. Are they usually not trustworthy or something Oh dear, another day &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/04\/excel-twitter-20120704\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120704&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}