{"id":1573,"date":"2012-07-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/05\/excel-twitter-20120705\/"},"modified":"2012-07-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20120705","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/05\/excel-twitter-20120705\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120705"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re tired of copying and pasting in Excel all day, maybe you could hire some clown to do that for you. Or a spider.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ah \u2026 &#8216;Microsoft Excel has encountered a problem&#8217; \ud83d\ude42 Don&#8217;t say it&#8217;s Higgs causing that <\/li>\n<li>Well i just made myself look like a massive fool by missing off a minus symbol on a spreadsheet making us look out \u00a345k and panicking #idiot <\/li>\n<li>Who knew Excel pivot tables could be this sexy?! <\/li>\n<li>The clown is making a balloon dog give birth. I AM TRYING TO WORK ON AN IMPORTANT SPREADSHEET #ClownInOffice <\/li>\n<li>When I get to hell, the devil will make me fix someone else&#8217;s spreadsheet formulas and faulty logic all day. With extra data entry errors. <\/li>\n<li>I FINALLY figured out Excel 2010! Well, at least the doughnut graphs. WHY did everything have to change so much in 2010? #WHY <\/li>\n<li>The guy next to me in the lab made the most ridiculous spreadsheet in Excel. That will be me one day if I play my cards right. <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t tell anyone, but I just wrote 4500 lines of code using Excel&#8217;s CONCATENATE function #notbestpractice <\/li>\n<li>I realize it *is* possible, but why would someone construct an org chart in Excel? With photographs? #new_hammer #all_nails <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel: merged cells are the topic of today&#8217;s defenestration exercise. Kthxbai <\/li>\n<li>Monthly report time, that&#8217;s code for my head is going to be buried in Excel for at least the next 45mins <\/li>\n<li>Note to self: buy Excel for Dummies after work. -__- <\/li>\n<li>This woman at work, sits and creates Excel spreadsheets all day, coding them etc, for no reason. It&#8217;s nothing to do with her job. #baffled. <\/li>\n<li>Guy at work just asked how to copy &amp; paste in excel. He didn&#8217;t know how b\/c he used to have people to do that. Seriously? Hate him already. <\/li>\n<li>Bored with filling in an excel spreadsheet I went in the garden &amp; watched a spider build a web. Similar work. A grid to catch stuff. <\/li>\n<li>These graphs are uglier than the excel chart template. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re tired of copying and pasting in Excel all day, maybe you could hire some clown to do that for you. Or a spider. Ah \u2026 &#8216;Microsoft Excel has encountered a problem&#8217; \ud83d\ude42 Don&#8217;t say it&#8217;s Higgs causing that Well i just made myself look like a massive fool by missing off a minus &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/05\/excel-twitter-20120705\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120705&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}