{"id":1575,"date":"2012-07-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1575"},"modified":"2012-07-08T19:33:13","modified_gmt":"2012-07-08T23:33:13","slug":"excel-twitter-20120709","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/09\/excel-twitter-20120709\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120709"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel starts to dance, you&#8217;ve either stayed at work too long, or nodded off in front of your computer again. No one thinks that you&#8217;re working.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>printed off a 7 page excel spreadsheet i&#8217;ve compiled and now i feel like the greatest scholar the world has ever seen <\/li>\n<li>Today I await the arrival of a spreadsheet like the results from a colonoscopy. <\/li>\n<li>Now I just need to persuade agencies I can actually use MS Office. *whips up fancy excel graphs to put in fancy ppt slideshow* *dies inside* <\/li>\n<li>My boss is unable to see the world if it&#8217;s not formatted in MS Excel. Like, she probably sees her pet cat as a bunch of formulas. <\/li>\n<li>is it wrong to love the internet for facilitating my further love of Excel? <\/li>\n<li>I love waking up from dreaming of data entries and excel sheets all night. #someonesavemefromthisnightmare <\/li>\n<li>Yes, Excel, please delete my 18 page spreadsheet. I really wanted to redo it. Really. <\/li>\n<li>Social convention dictates when one has two earbuds in and eyes squinting at an excel spreadsheet, one does not wish to be interrupted. #fyi <\/li>\n<li>Joy of being an accountant? I can throw an excel spreadsheet up on my screen &amp; nod off. Everyone thinks I&#8217;m working. <\/li>\n<li>New discovery! When you stay at work for nearly 10 hours, Excel starts to do a little dance. It might be singing too <\/li>\n<li>My boss still uses Lotus 1-2-3. While he is away I am going to convert everything to Excel and delete the Lotus files. <\/li>\n<li>Spent 30 min tryin to remember a stupid excel formula I shouldn\u2019t have forgotten in the first place <\/li>\n<li>Both Cherry and I have a cold. Boo. Spending the day in bed with the little one and an Excel spreadsheet. I know how to live. <\/li>\n<li>The most exciting part of my day was adding a VLOOKUP to an Excel spreadsheet. Also, fighting a cholo grizzly was cool. <\/li>\n<li>Someone will send you an excel spreadsheet that is color-coded. Find a dark, damp corner and just weep. More for Colorblind Gemini&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Wondering if I can cobble together some code\/macro to get #excel to open a database,extract data and then tweet #alittleknowledgeisdangerous <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel starts to dance, you&#8217;ve either stayed at work too long, or nodded off in front of your computer again. No one thinks that you&#8217;re working. printed off a 7 page excel spreadsheet i&#8217;ve compiled and now i feel like the greatest scholar the world has ever seen Today I await the arrival of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/09\/excel-twitter-20120709\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120709&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1575"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1576,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions\/1576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}