{"id":1577,"date":"2012-07-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1577"},"modified":"2012-07-09T14:44:24","modified_gmt":"2012-07-09T18:44:24","slug":"excel-twitter-20120710","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/10\/excel-twitter-20120710\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120710"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Perry Mason would hire a detective to do his data mining for him. And Della Street would know how to open Excel, and make the formulas work.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>OK, so watching a DVD didn&#8217;t happen. Filling in an Excel Spreadsheet at 4am happened. #ISwearIGetNerdierEveryday <\/li>\n<li>I vow to never be defeated in life by anything. Especially this excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve been staring at for two hours! It will not beat me! <\/li>\n<li>Does anyone know the Excel formula for &quot;do all this work me?&quot; #spreadsheet #hell <\/li>\n<li>how many people does it take to do math in an excel spreadsheet? Three.. Two watching.. One doing the work. <\/li>\n<li>why can&#8217;t I get this formula to work in Excel.. I&#8217;m not asking for much <\/li>\n<li>How can people be so stupid as to not know how to save a file from excel? <\/li>\n<li>In other news, I&#8217;m making an excel chart to show how much money I&#8217;m saving buying my txtbooks used on amazon&#8230; #businessnerd #ilikecharts <\/li>\n<li>On the other hand, my excel lookup and pivot table skills are coming back. I know, the fact that I&#8217;m excited about this is pretty sad. #geek <\/li>\n<li>I have to read through and disect a detailed 14 tab procedural excel workbook on tonight&#8230;nothing like good ole procrastination&#8230;.lol <\/li>\n<li>Reasons to work from home while I can: I can watch Perry Mason on the Hallmark Channel while data mining in Excel. #MondayFunday <\/li>\n<li>Hangovers finally gone 4 hours left of work..over 2 thousands excel cells left. I need to win the power ball already <\/li>\n<li>Oh god I just went mental and offered to put some information in an excel chart. I don&#8217;t even know how to open excel oh godohgodohgod. <\/li>\n<li>There is almost always a simple explanation for an Excel formula failing. It&#8217;s usually a stupid typo that you overlook 10 times.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> __________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perry Mason would hire a detective to do his data mining for him. And Della Street would know how to open Excel, and make the formulas work. OK, so watching a DVD didn&#8217;t happen. Filling in an Excel Spreadsheet at 4am happened. #ISwearIGetNerdierEveryday I vow to never be defeated in life by anything. Especially this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/10\/excel-twitter-20120710\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120710&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1578,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1577\/revisions\/1578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}