{"id":1579,"date":"2012-07-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=1579"},"modified":"2012-07-10T11:24:21","modified_gmt":"2012-07-10T15:24:21","slug":"excel-twitter-20120711","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/11\/excel-twitter-20120711\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20120711"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 7-11 Day, so be sure to get your free Slurpee. It&#8217;ll keep you cool while you try to figure out where your boss and Excel differ.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Boss will be here today. How do I make Twitter look like a spreadsheet?! <\/li>\n<li>Dear Client, when i tell you to fill out the spreadsheet for import, i don&#8217;t mean rearrange and change all the column names&#8230; grrrr <\/li>\n<li>Just lost six hours of work in excel because &quot;autorecover&quot; has done the opposite <\/li>\n<li>Man I do love working with numbers! (At work. On Excel. Splitting bills among GFFs is different as the brain hibernates off-office hours) <\/li>\n<li>I love it when I can help people at work with stuff in micorsoft excel that I didn&#8217;t even really know. Makes me feel like a brainiac <\/li>\n<li>Stuff I am doing in Excel has gone beyond spreadsheets and into numerology. I should have the black book of #Agrippa on my desk at work <\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re at row 973 in excel, you know work has been done. <\/li>\n<li>Wow. You can&#8217;t nudge chart elements in Excel 2007? Microsoft: 1, Real people: 0. Seriously. What were they thinking? <\/li>\n<li>A locked petty cash box and an Excel spreadsheet. Is it me or is this a slightly over the top method of managing a tea fund? <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s too hot to actually clean so instead I&#8217;m making an excel spreadsheet of my make up collection. <\/li>\n<li>Today I asked for some data in an Excel spreadsheet. I was offered 1\/4 of the data via fax. #cantalwaysgetwhatyouwant <\/li>\n<li>I posted a query on a forum about helping convert an excel formula into VBA code. Over 50 people read it, not one reply. Bastards. <\/li>\n<li>Oh god. Why would you ever hard code a column count in excel? #thesemetricsareallmessedup #fixingotherpeoplesderps <\/li>\n<li>My boss: &quot;When I do the math in my head, it doesn&#8217;t agree with your excel spreadsheet. Can you go over my notes and find where they differ?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Today I learnt more about Excel conditional formatting than I ever wanted. On the plus side my graphs now look pretty! <\/li>\n<li>almost every single chart I&#8217;ve made in Excel in the last few years has involved massive tweaking. Somehow, I don&#8217;t think *I&#8217;m* defective<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 7-11 Day, so be sure to get your free Slurpee. It&#8217;ll keep you cool while you try to figure out where your boss and Excel differ. Boss will be here today. How do I make Twitter look like a spreadsheet?! Dear Client, when i tell you to fill out the spreadsheet for import, i &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/11\/excel-twitter-20120711\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20120711&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1580,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions\/1580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}